Where are they all going?

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orezok

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There is a commercial on TV for a weight loss drug that has hundreds of people marching somewhere. I wonder if they are looking for relief from all the side effects. LOL
 
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I always though it was obvious where they are marching to, the Budweiser Clydesdales are in town.
 
/ Where are they all going? #3  
Probably to the horspital. One of my Wife's friends has been in the horspital for three days from side effects (projectile vomiting) from one of the injectibles.
 
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Anyone ever read the directions? They all say "combined with diet and exercise".
I once asked my Dr what was the best way to lose weight? He looked at me, then said, "Ray you're smarter than that, stop eating so much".
 
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They say that you can't outrun the fork. I found that is not true. At over 35miles/week, I was able to outrun the fork. So for those that choose not to run 35miles/week, watch what you eat.
 
/ Where are they all going? #7  
They're all headed for the "fat farm" where the real weight loss occurs.
 
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Maybe they are heading to the pharmacy to get a refund because it didn't work.
 
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They say that you can't outrun the fork. I found that is not true. At over 35miles/week, I was able to outrun the fork. So for those that choose not to run 35miles/week, watch what you eat.
I wish I still could. At 82 I do good to walk 2 miles.
I'm retired Army 1SG, Infantry drill sergeant for many years. Running and forced marches w/ 80# pack were my trade. Now my hips and knees limit me to walking.
I think I'm in good shape for 82, I still do 30-40 sit-ups a day, or the same amount of leg-lifts, and weight 172#.
Nothing however limits working my new to me, MF451 w/loader tractor.:)
 
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I heard a new one this week. A woman told me she had been eating a lot of candy, trying to become diabetic; because of some shot her friends are taking which made them lose weight.
All of that sugar didn't work, but it did seem to add to her weight. 😯
 
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I can’t believe people still believe in magic pills
I am amazed how well some of them work though, and I would be in big trouble without allergy medications sometimes! Or even just ibuprofen for taking down a fever. It seems the weight loss pill isn't quite there yet?
What works for me, is just not having the bad food in the fridge or cupboards, you can eat a heck of a lot of carrots before you put on weight!
 
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I am amazed how well some of them work though, and I would be in big trouble without allergy medications sometimes! Or even just ibuprofen for taking down a fever. It seems the weight loss pill isn't quite there yet?
What works for me, is just not having the bad food in the fridge or cupboards, you can eat a heck of a lot of carrots before you put on weight!
I generally consume 2# baby carrots a week; snacking while reading forums on the web. They're hard on fillings though, I've broken 2 this year.
The best thing helping me maintain/lose weight is the Dr.s instructions to drink 8 full 12oz glasses of water a day to keep my kidneys functioning. (I had kidney failure 3 years ago this month [blood poisoning] and recovered-no more dialysis)
 
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