Whatever you feel like thread.

[WinterDeere]

I have had a fart sneak out with a violent sneeze, once or twice. There's always that split second of paranoia afterwards, while you ask yourself, "was that just gas?" Thankfully, at least so far, the answer has always been yes... just gas.

Old age is going to be fun.

 

[alexpops]

Whenever I look at the sun I have photopsia paroxysmal flatulent dyspepsia reflex response.
Everyone is so amazed I can sneeze, cough, fart and belch simultaneously but even more amazed I can pronounce it.

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