What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,662  
"Life is a joke, but remember, the last laugh's on you."

I recall that from the Monty Python movie, The Life of Brian. When I looked it up, I realized that my recollection was a little off, but it's still a good quote, a good song, and a good movie, IMHO.

 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,663  
I can't afford 4 dogs, my wife barely lets me in the house.

- Otis. (Andy Griffith show)
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,666  
Young wife: "Honey, we need to cut down on our expenses. You spent $50.00 on beer last month.

Husband: "Well, you spent $65 on makeup";

Wife: "That's to make me beautiful and sexy for you!".

Husband: "That's what the beer's for."
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,668  
Today I'm doing nothing, because I started it

yesterday and I wasn't finished...and I'm no quitter...!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,669  
Don't get any on ya.

Whatever it is you're doin', if'n ya don't do it my way it won't be any good.

Take the first right on yer left.

So far so good.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,670  
So good so far.
 

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