What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[/pine]

If you can't laugh at yourself.....I'll do it for you...!

 

[drssg]

"Life is a joke, but remember, the last laugh's on you."

I recall that from the Monty Python movie, The Life of Brian. When I looked it up, I realized that my recollection was a little off, but it's still a good quote, a good song, and a good movie, IMHO.

 

[goeduck]

I can't afford 4 dogs, my wife barely lets me in the house.

- Otis. (Andy Griffith show)

 

[/pine]

A day without beer is like...
....hell, I have no idea....!

 

[Fuddy1952]

Alcohol DOES damage the brain after all...

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Young wife: "Honey, we need to cut down on our expenses. You spent $50.00 on beer last month.

Husband: "Well, you spent $65 on makeup";

Wife: "That's to make me beautiful and sexy for you!".

Husband: "That's what the beer's for."

 

[NHBX]

Alcohol DOES damage the brain after all...

Sure does just ask my wife

 

[/pine]

Today I'm doing nothing, because I started it

yesterday and I wasn't finished...and I'm no quitter...!

 

[Raul-02]

Don't get any on ya.

Whatever it is you're doin', if'n ya don't do it my way it won't be any good.

Take the first right on yer left.

So far so good.

 

[Xfaxman]

So good so far.