What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,401  
As much as I would like to, if I posted my most favorite saying here, the thread would be closed shortly thereafter, and I would likely get a timeout.


So as to not get in trouble, simply PM the saying to EVERYONE that has posted in this thread,,
You can skip me, if it is that bad, I probably already use it,,, o_O

:ROFLMAO:
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,404  
Close only counts in atom bombs and horse shoes.
I learned close only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades, and atom bombs. But sometimes, a good fart works.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,405  
"Coffee makes me poop"

Dr. Oz's cup
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,406  
I have had this on my desk in in my field notebooks for decades and use it for motivation regularly. The whole speech is worth reading, but this is the most famous part:

-The Man in the Arena-
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."
Theodore Roosevelt, from "Citizenship in the Republic", Paris, 1910
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,407  
Lately my favorite quote has been
" Well.....**** happens"!!!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,408  
Achtung!

Verboten!

Das Machine is nicht fer Gerfingerpoken und Mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der Springenwork, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit Spitzensparken. Ist nicht fer Geworken by das Dumkopfen. Das rubberneckeren Sightseeren keepen das Hands in das Pockets. Relaxen und watchen das Blinkenlights!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,409  
Another sign posted near some machines in the shop:

Danger - Not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dyeing.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,410  
Achtung!

Verboten!

Das Machine is nicht fer Gerfingerpoken und Mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der Springenwork, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit Spitzensparken. Ist nicht fer Geworken by das Dumkopfen. Das rubberneckeren Sightseeren keepen das Hands in das Pockets. Relaxen und watchen das Blinkenlights!
I love it. It's been around forever, but I haven't seen that for many, many years. Thanks for the trip down memory lane!
 

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