What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[drssg]

From a flight attendant safety speech:

In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushions are complimentary!

 

[goeduck]

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Alan46's chicken was heard to say "I can't breathe".

 

[dnw64]

"There's no we in Pizza"

But there is an "I"...

 

[Alan46]

But there is an "I"...

EXACTLY!️

 

[goeduck]

In my house there is no pizza at all if I see it first. Burp...

 

[Steppenwolfe]

You're so right! But better Pizza!

Skip the pizza... give me a good ole Chicago coney dog !

 

[Steppenwolfe]

If two people agree on everything, rest assured that only one of them is doing all the thinking.

Everyone in the world is a bit strange, but thee and me; and sometimes I wonder about thee... old PA Dutch saying.

 

[Jstpssng]

In my house there is no pizza at all if I see it first. Burp...

That was my truck yesterday. I had set a partially eaten slice of pizza on the front seat while paying for a car wash, when my dog reached over and snatched it. In over 9 years, he had never done that.

 

[/pine]

That was my truck yesterday. I had set a partially eaten slice of pizza on the front seat while paying for a car wash, when my dog reached over and snatched it. In over 9 years, he had never done that.

You did give him at least another full slice didn't you?

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Probably crapped a triangle.