What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,691  
From a flight attendant safety speech:

In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushions are complimentary!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,695  
In my house there is no pizza at all if I see it first. Burp...
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,698  
In my house there is no pizza at all if I see it first. Burp...
That was my truck yesterday. I had set a partially eaten slice of pizza on the front seat while paying for a car wash, when my dog reached over and snatched it. In over 9 years, he had never done that. :D
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,699  
That was my truck yesterday. I had set a partially eaten slice of pizza on the front seat while paying for a car wash, when my dog reached over and snatched it. In over 9 years, he had never done that. :D
You did give him at least another full slice didn't you?
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,700  
Probably crapped a triangle.
 

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