What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

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Contrary to popular belief, those who don't drink, smoke, gamble, or chase wild women do NOT live longer. It just seems like it.
 
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If somebody offers you a breath mint...take it!
 
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Man: "What you eating there, boy?"
Little boy: "Raisins"
Man: "Where did you get them raisins?"
Little boy: "Off the dog!"
 
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Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by a-holes.
 

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