What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Frankenkubota]

I'm gettin so skinny, it hurts to sit down.

Steve Forbert

 

[Frankenkubota]

A man needs a maid.

Neil Young

 

[Frankenkubota]

The Ohio State University

Bracket busters

 

[MoKelly]

Bracket busters

Oral Robert’s!

MoKelly

 

[drssg]

Contrary to popular belief, those who don't drink, smoke, gamble, or chase wild women do NOT live longer. It just seems like it.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

If somebody offers you a breath mint...take it!

 

[Citydude]

Don't let the old man in.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Man: "What you eating there, boy?"
Little boy: "Raisins"
Man: "Where did you get them raisins?"
Little boy: "Off the dog!"

 

[drssg]

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by a-holes.

 

[MoKelly]

Don't let the old man in.

Toby Keith