What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

goeduck · Feb 4, 2021

tallyho8 said:
Perhaps the name of this thread should have been what are SOME OF your favorite quotes and sayings because everyone who has responded in this thread twice is guilty of more than just their FAVORITE quote. With 5000 less replies this thread would not have been worth reading. So, go on and keep listing some of your favorite quotes, not necessarily your number one.

Picky, picky

Details, details

Tractor Seabee · Feb 4, 2021

"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."
HENRY FORD

Ron

kenmbz · Feb 5, 2021

的 tried being reasonable, but I didn't like it.
― Clint Eastwood

Industrial Toys · Feb 5, 2021

Are We Having FUN Yet?

kenmbz · Feb 5, 2021

If you can’t say something nice, say something surrealistic.

I just accepted provolone into my life.

I think I’m having a mid-week crisis.

Laundry is the fifth dimension.

I believe in wash fulfillment.

Treasure your spin cycle.
- Zippy the Pinhead

Sorry, I couldn't help it

and:
Glazed donuts are the building blocks of the universe.

Industrial Toys · Feb 5, 2021

To Conquer A People, Simply Enhance Their Addiction To convenience.

drssg · Feb 5, 2021

I bought some instant water, but I can't figure out what to add to it.

I put instant coffee in the microwave, and I almost went back in time.

- Steven Wright

MoKelly · Feb 5, 2021

This is from a different era but it’s always stuck with me —-

“Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America, had better learn baseball” - Jacques Barzun

Jstpssng · Feb 5, 2021

reb said:
"Only fools and newcomers forecast the weather in (insert state name here)."

I grew up in Colorado and thought that applied there. Then I moved to Arizona and heard it here. Guess it is a universal thing.

I've never heard that, perhaps it's a regional thing. The weather saying which I have heard, and believe is universal; "If you don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes, it will change."
It's been attributed to Mark Twain, but I'm not sure if he really said it.