What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[drssg]

If you see a girl on the beach in a ******, and you pick her up and hold her next to your ear, you can hear her scream.
- Ron White

 

[dragoneggs]

If you see a girl on the beach in a ******, and you pick her up and hold her next to your ear, you can hear her scream.
- Ron White

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[MoKelly]

If you see a girl on the beach in a ******, and you pick her up and hold her next to your ear, you can hear her scream.
- Ron White

It took me a few seconds to understand. Sometimes, I can be dense.

Ron White can be funny.

MoKelly

 

[dragoneggs]

It took me a few seconds to understand. Sometimes, I can be dense.

Ron White can be funny.

MoKelly

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

-Ron White

 

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Tupperware is for saving leftovers until you're ready to throw them away...!

 

[drssg]

I somehow never heard of him until a few years ago. I was surprised to find this old video of him with long curly hair. I was also surprised that he managed to earn a good living telling some of the same jokes for decades.

Ron White Stand-Up 1989 (with long hair) Evening at the Improv A&E - YouTube

 

[dnw64]

I was also surprised that he managed to earn a good living telling some of the same jokes for decades.

Some people earn a living by singing the same songs over and over. Not really that much (if any) different.

 

[drssg]

Some people earn a living by singing the same songs over and over. Not really that much (if any) different.

I guess for some of the die hard fans that could be true. I saw George Carlin once, and he was practically heckled by audience members that were screaming out requests for their favorite routines, such as "Seven Dirty Words."

I tend to find jokes less funny after multiple times, but I'll listen to a favorite song many times.

 

[MoKelly]

I guess for some of the die hard fans that could be true. I saw George Carlin once, and he was practically heckled by audience members that were screaming out requests for their favorite routines, such as "Seven Dirty Words."

I tend to find jokes less funny after multiple times, but I'll listen to a favorite song many times.

George Carlin as weatherman:

- The forecast for tonight is dark. Changing to widely scattered light in the morning.

Funny the first few times. After that, not so much.

MoKelly

 

[lilranch2001]

I remember seeing the Hippie Dippie weather Man on Johnny Carson the first time, freaking funny as ****!

hippy dippy weather man Johnny Carson - Freshy Video Search Results