What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[drssg]

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says, "Can you make me one with everything?"

 

[dragoneggs]

My own... 'take the high road, it's easier to switch paths if you have to'.

 

[stuckmotor]

If there is a wheel anywhere within reach a garden hose or extension cord will find it and get stuck under it.

 

[CADplans]

If there is a wheel anywhere within reach a garden hose or extension cord will find it and get stuck under it.

In my case, the wind will rotate a door to the EXACT angle that is correct to grab an extension cord,,,

 

[/pine]

Sounds like some are just too young to realize the reaches of that bastard Murphy...!

 

[Industrial Toys]

I blame devine forces for not watching out for my cord or hose. If you are going to praise for good, then curse same for the bad. Just make perfect sense to me.

 

[PILOON]

The creator sure liked dump people as he made a lot of them.

 

[Jim Shooz]

He was as tough as custard and twice as sloppy.

I'm so happy I could shxt

 

[bullbreaker]

Probably been said before ? The honeymoons over when the wife starts releasing poisonous gasses within earshot !

 

[2LaneCruzer]

" If ya know what's good for ya, ya won't monkey around with Fred C. Dobbs."