What is your favorite Quote or Saying?
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Peter 315
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HAHA................:laughing:
dragoneggs
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Hey I probably don't need any more advice from you all. :laughing: I already know how to get to my doghouse on my own. Actually I am extremely blessed with my very understanding and tolerant and beautiful wife that is a great cook to boot! This quarantine is putting the pounds on me though.
Jim Shooz
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C'mon get going "rattle your dags"
For those that don't know when, sheep have a liquid bowel motion some of it gets onto tufts of wool, dries out, hardens, forms Dags, and when the sheep runs they rattle. Hence move quickly= run= rattle your dags.
A young girl was traveling by plane and she was sitting in her seat reading a book. A church minister was allocated the seat next to her. After they had started the flight the minister said. "that's an interesting book, this is going to be a long flight lets talk about books" then "I've got a bible we could talk about that" The little girl said that's OK but first I've got a question.
"Grass is all around and a lot of animals eat it. Horses eat grass and when it passes through them it comes out black and in semi-tight balls. Cows eat the same grass and it comes out green and very sloppy. Sheep and rabbits eat the same grass and it comes out in little round pellets"
" Why "
The minister thought for a while and had to admit "I don't really know"
The little girl said "You expect to discuss religion with me and you don't know schitt"
For those that don't know when, sheep have a liquid bowel motion some of it gets onto tufts of wool, dries out, hardens, forms Dags, and when the sheep runs they rattle. Hence move quickly= run= rattle your dags.
A young girl was traveling by plane and she was sitting in her seat reading a book. A church minister was allocated the seat next to her. After they had started the flight the minister said. "that's an interesting book, this is going to be a long flight lets talk about books" then "I've got a bible we could talk about that" The little girl said that's OK but first I've got a question.
"Grass is all around and a lot of animals eat it. Horses eat grass and when it passes through them it comes out black and in semi-tight balls. Cows eat the same grass and it comes out green and very sloppy. Sheep and rabbits eat the same grass and it comes out in little round pellets"
" Why "
The minister thought for a while and had to admit "I don't really know"
The little girl said "You expect to discuss religion with me and you don't know schitt"
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Hey I probably don't need any more advice from you all. :laughing: I already know how to get to my doghouse on my own. Actually I am extremely blessed with my very understanding and tolerant and beautiful wife that is a great cook to boot! This quarantine is putting the pounds on me though.
[She's reading this over your shoulder, isn't she... :laughing:]
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Well just in case she ever comes across this in a google search!
goeduck
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Hey I probably don't need any more advice from you all. :laughing: I already know how to get to my doghouse on my own. Actually I am extremely blessed with my very understanding and tolerant and beautiful wife that is a great cook to boot! This quarantine is putting the pounds on me though.
You guys with wives that cook....... :irked: :irked:
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If you have only been married once, if she starts getting cranky, tell her she is starting to sound like your ex wife. It,s a great way to see if she is listening, and understands clearly what you just said. All in jest, of course.
2LaneCruzer
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Here's one I heard a looooong time ago; this guy says to an obnoxious kid..."Did your mother ever have any kids that lived?" Cracked me up!
