What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

buckeyefarmer · Feb 18, 2018

Doofy said:
Not everything is an Emergency!

Those things in a brass bra in january might be...... Just saying..

Doofy · Feb 18, 2018

buckeyefarmer said:
Those things in a brass bra in january might be...... Just saying..

Yes, and when it is chilly outside, we call it "Nippley"

Spentit · Feb 18, 2018

"Brighter than a diamond in a goats ***" :confused3:
man who falls down six times gets up seven :drink:

sixdogs · Feb 18, 2018

I recall signs like this in gas stations and garages when I was a kid. Good quote.

2LaneCruzer · Feb 18, 2018

Sign in men's restroom, over the urinal:

We aim to please...
You please aim too...

Creamer · Feb 18, 2018

2LaneCruzer said:
Sign in men's restroom, over the urinal:

We aim to please...
You please aim too...

I always liked the one "Stand close, it may be shorter than you think."

Jim Shooz · Feb 18, 2018

And the other "don't throw your butts in the urinal. It makes them wet and hard to light"

I'll bet you a bob to a knob of goat shxt and you hold the stakes in your teeth.
(a bob is a slang term for an 1 English shilling)

As silly as a two bob watch

Howling · Feb 18, 2018

Doofy said:
Yes, and when it is chilly outside, we call it "Nippley"

Many years ago a friend working in supermarket meat department would referenced "raisin smugglers".

bunyip · Feb 18, 2018

Howling said:
Many years ago a friend working in supermarket meat department would referenced "raisin smugglers".

And the blokes wear budgie smugglers.

k0ua · Feb 18, 2018

tallyho8 said:
What about us poor backwards people who don't even know what a code reader is?

Okey Dokey. It is a latin quote, "the eagle doesn't catch flies" In other words, the eagle doesn't bother with small stuff.

You really should get a smart phone.

And a QR code is just another type of "bar code" that can point to web sites or darn near anything. And there are many apps in the app store to read these codes automagicilly on your smart phone. I used Google goggles in this case. Just open Google goggles, and point your smart phone at the QR code and the haptic feedback will buzz one time and it will automatically scan the code and return a result. Google goggles can do a WHOLE lot more too. Including looking at a photograph or scene, and returning a result. It isn't always right, but sometimes it is eerily correct.