Fuddyduddy1952
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Reminds me of the old joke about "how are fat girls and mopeds the same?" ... You might have fun riding either one but you wouldn't want your friends seeing you on one.Jeff Foxworthy told a story once about a woman at one of his book signing events, who was rather plump and very flirty. He thought to himself, I could probably ride it, but I'd probably get hurt.