The most favorite birthday cake requested from my mom was a "****** cake". All the guys went ga ga over the breasts with cherry (and stems) as the nipples (the jokes we're never ending).
In my moms defense, she went to church every Sunday and was very religious, but she could have always have a good laugh...
I knew my wife was the one when she went in looking for a wedding dress and the woman asked her when the wedding was. She (my wife) told her in 3 months. The woman was flabbergasted. Wife picked a off the shelf dress for $300 and she looked just as beautiful. Wife sews (she still did our sons stripes on his dress blues which per regulations isn't as easy as it seems), but it's not what she really loves to. What she loves is cooking, and she's great at it. My wife made the comment that a lot of girls / woman don't know how to cook from doing baked goods for the church.