Transatlantic flight.....
>
>
> > > On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a
> severe storm.
> > > The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when
> one wing
> is
> > > struck by lightning.
> > >
> > > One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands
> > > up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
> > > Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last
> minutes on
> > Earth
> > > to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me
> feel
> > > like a WOMAN?"
> > >
> > > For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
> peril.
> > > They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
> the
> > plane.
> > >
> > > Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane.
> > >
> > > "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
> > > He is gorgeous - tall, muscular, with long, flowing black hair
> and jet
> > black
> > > eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his
> shirt....
> > > one button at a time.
> > >
> > > No one moves.
> > >
> > > He removes his shirt.
> > >
> > > Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends
> the arm
> > > holding his shirt to the trembling woman,
> > >
> > > and he whispers:
> > >
> > >
> > > "Iron this."
>
>
> > > On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a
> severe storm.
> > > The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when
> one wing
> is
> > > struck by lightning.
> > >
> > > One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands
> > > up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
> > > Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last
> minutes on
> > Earth
> > > to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me
> feel
> > > like a WOMAN?"
> > >
> > > For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
> peril.
> > > They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
> the
> > plane.
> > >
> > > Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane.
> > >
> > > "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
> > > He is gorgeous - tall, muscular, with long, flowing black hair
> and jet
> > black
> > > eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his
> shirt....
> > > one button at a time.
> > >
> > > No one moves.
> > >
> > > He removes his shirt.
> > >
> > > Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends
> the arm
> > > holding his shirt to the trembling woman,
> > >
> > > and he whispers:
> > >
> > >
> > > "Iron this."