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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because GG was about to drop a tree on the other side.
Chickens aren't as dumb as they seem.
An aside on chickens and intelligence: While I'm not claiming they're actually smart, I can explain some of their behaviors:
1) They basically can't see wire fences, so when they're having trouble getting in or out of a coop, cut them some slack. You'd have trouble with a yard surrounded by an invisible force-field too
2) They evolved as jungle birds and sowing confusion is the best defense. If a predator shows up in the middle of a group of chickens, the best thing isn't to have everyone run away in the same direction like a herd of zebra. The zebra do that because they have open space and they're generally faster than the predator in short order. The chickens make a noisy fuss and all go in every other direction which stuns and confuses the predator so they can't follow.
3) Corollary to #2: If you try to herd a group of chickens, the slightest stress and they'll start to go every which way... for the same reasons. To get them to all go the same direction (like to the opening that they can't discern from the rest of the force field (see #1)), keep stress down and slowly encourage them to go.
Because GG was about to drop a tree on the other side.
Chickens aren't as dumb as they seem.
An aside on chickens and intelligence: While I'm not claiming they're actually smart, I can explain some of their behaviors:
1) They basically can't see wire fences, so when they're having trouble getting in or out of a coop, cut them some slack. You'd have trouble with a yard surrounded by an invisible force-field too
2) They evolved as jungle birds and sowing confusion is the best defense. If a predator shows up in the middle of a group of chickens, the best thing isn't to have everyone run away in the same direction like a herd of zebra. The zebra do that because they have open space and they're generally faster than the predator in short order. The chickens make a noisy fuss and all go in every other direction which stuns and confuses the predator so they can't follow.
3) Corollary to #2: If you try to herd a group of chickens, the slightest stress and they'll start to go every which way... for the same reasons. To get them to all go the same direction (like to the opening that they can't discern from the rest of the force field (see #1)), keep stress down and slowly encourage them to go.