Tractor Soap Opera

OkeeDon · Oct 3, 2003

...attached to the antenna a strip of Brunhilde's red skirt that she hastily tore off for him. Waving the red flag madly, the signal was seen by...

Boondox · Oct 3, 2003

...tombstones from Grimreaper, all bearing the same dates.

MikeIIA · Oct 3, 2003

Although the 1-800-Help suggestion was appreciated,,,
The siding was however something he needed to pursue at later date...
Reginalds Vas Deferesen's feelings had obviously hit him below his belt...
Still he stared and drooled at the shed that contained the Stump Puller 1000...
The yellow jackets were at a stand=off...

John kept thinking...(with Marsha and Brunhilda at his side)...
Just how will I be able to....

RobS · Oct 3, 2003

... keep up with Spencer and Henro with this junk siding. No way was he going to put that stuff on his barn. He pondered the situation for a moment and...

JayC · Oct 3, 2003

...started digging frantically in his garage. He was searching for a tool he hasn't used in years. He found it: his Super Duper Watch-ya-ma-call-it Flame Thrower 6100. He would teach them yellow jackets a thing or two...

Inspector507 · Oct 3, 2003

He carried the Flame Thrower 6100 out to the barn. "No Yellow Jackets are going to beat me". So he lit it and waited........all of a sudden a swarm came out of nowhere and before he knew they had him surrounded. He hit the button and aimed towards the barn...........

Durbob · Oct 3, 2003

when a big gust of wind blew the fire into the house burning it down as their dog "Peppy" jumped out the window as grandpa yelled.....

OkeeDon · Oct 4, 2003

..."Look Out!" as the dog fell from the window towards Marsha. "Wait a minute, grandpa," said Marsha, "that's my line!" But it was too late, because...

KenNTx · Oct 4, 2003

...the hot dog was gone, it was time to go to John and..

Dozernut · Oct 4, 2003

tell him it was time to leave the stump puller for another day. When suddenly down the old moss road, came a pack of wolves. They were licking their lips and had a hungry look in their eyes!
Fear not said John, for I have a ................

MikeIIA · Oct 4, 2003

...good idea...I think we should...

OkeeDon · Oct 4, 2003

...try the Flamethrower 6100 again. He aimed it towards the wolves and...

Boondox · Oct 4, 2003

...the hose separated from the tank, shooting flame toward the ground with a mighty roar. The thrustwas such that he was propelled straight up into the air a considerable distance. Before long, he learned to control the direction of his flight. In the distance he could see...

MikeIIA · Oct 4, 2003

...Muhammad coming down the road driving his brand new Kubota Grand Series that he had gotten such a good deal on back on the east coast. He wondered if Muhammad could see him since Muhammad is such a good driver and looks well ahead in traffic...
Was help on the way he thought to himself...

JayC · Oct 4, 2003

...Muhammad saw him flying in sky. He didn't know what it was and was perplexed. After a while he thought it was some type of bird and continued on. But as he got closer, he noticed something on the side of the road. It was an abandoned FEL and backhoe for a Kubota Grand L. He hooked them up and started heading back to the east coast feeling like a million bucks when all of a sudden...

OkeeDon · Oct 5, 2003

...Marsha, who had been stowed away in the bucket of the FEL, jumped up and yelled, "Look Out! It's..."

MikeIIA · Oct 5, 2003

...its a bird...its a plane... its.....

OkeeDon · Oct 5, 2003

...a massive swarm of yellow jacket wasps carrying a Stump Puller 1000!" Yes, beating their tiny wings as hard as they can and working together, the cloud of wasps was supporting the rare Stump Puller 1000 and spiriting it off to...

JayC · Oct 5, 2003

...the wild blue yonder. He aimed the flamethrower so that he started flying towards the yellow jacket formation. He devised a plan to bake the little varmints when he flew by with his flamthrower. As he got closer...