Tractor For Sale

Bird · Jan 1, 2001

My smart-aleck brother called tonight and said he saw an ad for a tractor that he thought I ought to buy. He said the ad read "LOOKS AND RUNS GOOD, BUT HAS NO STEERING WHEEL OR SEAT. PERFECT FOR THE GUY WHO'S LOST HIS A$$ AND DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY TO TURN."

Bird

Boots · Jan 1, 2001

Had I not just purchased a tractor, that would have been the perfect deal for me! I'll pass the ad along to some of the local farmers, after this summers drought, they might be interested.

Happy New Year.
Boots

ERNIEB · Jan 1, 2001

Bird, I saw a sign like that down at the local store, must be a popular model these days. Right next to it was another sign that read.
Lost Dog, three legged, missing tail, right ear cut off, one eyed. answers to the name of Lucky.

Ernie
"Do not be uneasy about me, I am among friends"
David Crockett 1836 (in a letter to his family)

DFB · Jan 2, 2001

There's a sign in my favorite truck repair shop that goes something like this.
PLEASE GIVE US TIME TO DO OUR WORK.
IF YOU WANT IT BAD,
WE'LL DO IT BAD.
JUST HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT?