Toilet paper

   / Toilet paper #481  
I once heard an interview with a book author and it claimed that robins (and other birds) are dinosours. Never forgot that. At least a bird doesn't torture its prey like my orange (viking favoured) cat.

I've read the same about chickens but never really thought about it enough to apply it to other birds.
 
   / Toilet paper #482  
They will peck your eyes out without much thought. Makes me wonder what I dislike worse. Someone pecking my eyes out because they like that kind of thing or just because, whatever.
 
   / Toilet paper #483  
You only need to look at the skeletons to see the evolution. Birds and dinos are nearly identical in everything but size. And I've been under shadows of passing vultures that make you think of a pterodactyl.
 
   / Toilet paper #486  
For unlucky folks that were low on TP when the demand hit...it could be like reaching for the light switch when the power's off...!
 
   / Toilet paper #488  
When I was a kid we had some neighbors that would use paper plates, wash them and hang them on the line to dry.

I'm hoping they used the plates for food, not TP.
 
   / Toilet paper #489  
Brings a whole new meaning to the "flossing" trend...

Aaron Z

Flossing.... maybe dental floss could be a substitute for TP?

I guess not if you have a big but. :shocked:
 

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