troutsqueezer
Veteran Member
Every single time I buy something at any retail store in America I will be asked if I have a Rewards card. Then I will be asked if I want to buy a service contract for the item I am buying. Then they ask if I would like to donate to Kids With Cancer. Finally, the store's web address is circled on the receipt and I am asked to go online and fill out a survey.
My reply to those queries is usually "No, I'm filthy rich and couldn't care less about saving money and I hate kids."
My other pet peeve is being asked my name so they can shout it out when my fast food is ready. I always give my name as "007" or "Bond, James Bond." That always gets a laugh and they always play along with it.
My reply to those queries is usually "No, I'm filthy rich and couldn't care less about saving money and I hate kids."
My other pet peeve is being asked my name so they can shout it out when my fast food is ready. I always give my name as "007" or "Bond, James Bond." That always gets a laugh and they always play along with it.