The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . .

   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #21  
Bob,

If my wife signed me up for three shifts at a deep fryer in a tent in that heat, I'd make sure she hadn't taken out some additional life insurance on me.

Chuck
 
   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #22  
If my wife signed me up for something like that, without asking me first, she'd be the one behind the fryer because I'd be AWOL! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . .
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Now in all fairness to the lovely Mrs_Bob, not only did she ask if I would help, but people from the church's festival committee asked. And I said I would work a few hours (but never figured I'd been volunteered for 6 hours in 100 degree heat!!!)

As for the life insurance question posted earlier . . . hmmm, I'll have to check.
 
   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #24  
Bob,
Why is it that only the wives can volunteer the men for things ? Does not seem to qwork too well the other way around /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Ben
 
   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #25  
She doesn't need any extra life insurance on you.... she can sell off all your toys and have enough to live out the rest of her natural life without ever thinking back to the old days with Thrifty Bob...... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #26  
</font><font color="blue" class="small">( As for having some new major toy arrive while she is gone, it would have to be an "impulse" purchase. Normally when she goes away I start my shopping long before her departure so that the needed piece of equipment can be delivered while I have plenty of free time to use it (while she is still out of town). )</font>

Bob,

In this case, not being able to plan accordingly would obviously be considered an emergency, so anything that some dealer has laying around that can be delivered tomorrow should meet your requirements. Barring that, go out and buy a bunch more Hawaiian shirts. It would cleary be a compromise, but should suffice in this case.

Speaking of Hawaiian shirts, I've been wearing a few since the retirement became effective. I'm sure no where near your level of expertise. But I'm working on it. We're going to a play tomorrow evening, and I have a nice black one that I'm going to break out. It'll be interesting to see the wife's reaction! /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Hope the recovery goes well for your sister-in-law. And you should remind your wife to stay indoors while she's down there. IT may be toasty up here, but it appears to downright brutal in the southwest. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
 
   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #27  
Hey Bob if you are serious about AC for your shop, check out the ductless split system air conditioners. Ductless AC
 
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Bob,
Why is it that only the wives can volunteer the men for things ? Does not seem to qwork too well the other way around /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Ben

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I dunno, but you sure are correct!!!


Junk . . . in order for her to live a happy and prosperous life without me she'd need to find the keys to all my toys! As long as those are kept well hidden she will have a hard time selling them /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Garry . . . you have to admit, a nice Hawaiian shirt sure makes you a snappy dresser! As for buying a toy at one of the local dealership, I like the way you think, this is an emergency so anything they have handy should qualify!


Mike . . . Those are exactly the type I'm getting bids on.
 
   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #29  
<font color="blue"> Sams sells a portable AC now, sorta looks like a dehumidifier </font>

But it still requires an exhaust for the hot air. They come with an exhaust hose that fits in a window, but not a casement window.
 
   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #30  
"a nice Hawaiian shirt sure makes you a snappy dresser!"

Bob.. shouldn't that be in the "You know you're getting old" thread? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Don't forget the shorts and black socks.. the women will go crazy! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( "a nice Hawaiian shirt sure makes you a snappy dresser!"

Bob.. shouldn't that be in the "You know you're getting old" thread? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Don't forget the shorts and black socks.. the women will go crazy! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif )</font>



I've been getting older for as long as I can remember! But then again, my memory is not what it used to be.
 
   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #32  
</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Now in all fairness to the lovely Mrs_Bob, not only did she ask if I would help, but people from the church's festival committee asked. And I said I would work a few hours (but never figured I'd been volunteered for 6 hours in 100 degree heat!!!)
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As my wife and I were walking outside yesterday in the heat and humidity I told her about your hot volunteer work and our discomfort didn't seem quite so bad. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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<font color="blue">( </font><font color="blueclass=small">( Now in all fairness to the lovely Mrs_Bob, not only did she ask if I would help, but people from the church's festival committee asked. And I said I would work a few hours (but never figured I'd been volunteered for 6 hours in 100 degree heat!!!)
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As my wife and I were walking outside yesterday in the heat and humidity I told her about your hot volunteer work and our discomfort didn't seem quite so bad. </font>

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Yesterday was sure a fun day. Got to the festival a couple minutes after 9am, with a large powerful industrial fan in the truck. Fired up the burners on the cooker about 10am. This is a big cooker, 1/2 griddle, 1/2 fryer. 8 burners under it, 2 large propane tanks (200#?) power it, 4 burners for each tank. And the best part is, the thing is sitting out in the SUNSHINE. The local radio station said the temp hit 102. Heat index was something like 115? Me, I'm wearing as few clothes as I can get away with at a church festival! But one of the ladies brought me a wet towel to wrap around my neck. The heck with a wet towel, I walked to the ice tubs, loaded the towel with ice, rolled it and wore it around my neck. I cooked until 2:30pm.

Unfortunately it was so hot that people were passing out and many of the older folks who volunteered to work simply were not able to work their shifts. So I got a call at home asking me to come back. I worked the evening shift until about 9:15pm. It was much cooler last evening, probably about 90 degrees!!! As bad as it was, I'd do it again, it was for a good cause.

But also working was the mechanic from the local New Holland/Branson dealership so he and I talked tractor while working!
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   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #34  
</font><font color="blue" class="small">( The lovely Mrs_Bob left me... )</font>

Now, I'll bet you straighten up and fly right, Bob! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #35  
<font color="blue"> .... she'd need to find the keys to all my toys! As long as those are kept well hidden she will have a hard time selling them /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif </font>

Nothing a Locksmith can't take care of! /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #36  
</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Heat index was something like 115? )</font>

That should have gotten out any evil spirits that were in you. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / The lovely Mrs_Bob left me . . . #37  
Hey, Lovely Mrs_Bob, MY church is having this here festival, it's only 117 degrees here, do you need to get Bob outta town??? /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 

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