The chase...an average day in Florida

/ The chase...an average day in Florida #21  
Fantastic piece of prose! (I think that's the term /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif)

Anyway, if the citrus crop doesn't pay the bills, your writing skills would be something to fall back on.

Heck, forget the citrus. Write a book!
 
/ The chase...an average day in Florida #22  
good story -welcome aboard Cindi. Just visited my Dad in Vero Beach. Afule tough coming home to the -5deg F weather after being in shorts all day. And the locals thought it was cold the week I was there!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
 
/ The chase...an average day in Florida #23  
I agree with the other guys; great story!

And I'm curious about what oranges are worth. Lately we've been buying good naval oranges at the local Kroger's store, 8# bags for $2.99. Of course I'm glad to get them cheap, but if they're that cheap retail I wonder how the growers make any money.
 
/ The chase...an average day in Florida #24  
</font><font color="blue" class="small">( oranges at the local Kroger's store, 8# bags for $2.99 )</font>

How about 2 for a dollar. Say YIKES.

I had to go back and read your story again, Cindy. I gave it the stare, and then realized how good it was. One day your husband WILL catch your son.
All things are possible!

-Mike Z. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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Puts a new meaning to the word "Orange" /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
/ The chase...an average day in Florida #26  
Im 23 and still afraid of my dad, to chicken to try to run lol. Ifigured if i run from one it would be 10 fold worse. Or be subject to being gunned down. I saw a beagle we called wild man because he was terribly had to catch dad used to keep weed eater cord tied to hs collar so when he was running it wouldnt snag and, we could step on it in the yard to catch him. One night dad was feeding them and wild man was out in the yard and wouldnt come in the pen. Dad toted the dog food in 2 1/2 gallon latex paint buckets and he emptied it out in the pans, well he stood up and wildman took out acroos the yard dad flew mad and chunked the bucket over handed by the bail and about that time wildman stopped and looked back in time to catch the bottom lip of that bucket between the eyes. He kinda keeled over and dad threw him over the gate and said well i may have to haul him off. the next mornin dad went out to take him off and there stood wild man, From then on when dad called he'd get there in a hurry. I never got the bucket but i have got the Etension cord, Bamboo cane, belt, garden hose lol. I wouldnt change any of it. I see people my age that were babied and how they turned out blaming the world for there mistakes.
 
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That, Terry, was a great compliment. I've seen my husband reach over and grab my son by the collar while he's engrossed in 'BuckMasters' on television, and say, 'remember what you did earlier when you (insert appropriate misbehavior) and thought I would forget about it? Well, I haven't.' Oh heck. Those are the times that make getting up in the mornings worthwhile.
 
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I don't know, I guess it all depends on their personalities. Oranges aren't too bad. We pick bottoms first, which is not bad at all, just have to wear long sleeves. The tops however, are a different story. Climbers toss them to the ground where they have to be picked up off the ground. I hate that part.
 
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#29  
Just remember, mosquitos, palmetto bugs, roaches, flies, fleas. All year long. Keeps it in perspective. I had a skeeter in here last night trying to bleed me to death.
 
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Well, what they're worth to me is never what they're worth at the scales, but here ya go. Fill up three five gallon buckets, pile 'em as high as they'll go, and you got yourself four dollars and fifty cents. This year anyway. Next year it may be four or five, depending on the sugars and what pound solids are going for. Ours were 13 bricks this year, which is pretty good or they may have been less.
 
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I know what you mean. My dad is gone, but he only had to look at me a certain way and I froze like a popsicle. Muscles locked all up like a barbie doll. My son, is a whole different animal. His flight instinct is very strong. All my husband has to do is make that little sound in his throat and off he goes, faster than a six-legged dog, just hittin' the ground in the high spots. My husband teases him about it.

"Keep it up boy, good practice for when you have to run from the po-lice a few years from now."

We all laugh at him and he just looks mildly alarmed. He'll be fine. One day he'll get tired of running and stand up and take his medicine like the honorable man I know he will become soon.
 
/ The chase...an average day in Florida #32  
Cindi:

For you folk out there that haven't had the pleasure of being face to face with a Florida roache or palmetto roache be very happy, they are huge down here and love to fly (yes I said fly). get one on the inside of your pants leg or shorts well enuff said!!!!

OK, back to subject CINDI more stories pleeeeease were begging here /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Whiskey
 
/ The chase...an average day in Florida #33  
I here you loud and clear on that account. I hate to think how I would have turned out as a person if my dad had not provided a firm hand(belt, boot, etc) to keep on the straight and narrow.

I could have really turned out to be a complete turd. Instead, I quite like who I have become. I'm not saying I'm perfect by a long shot, but I can honestly say I do the best I can most all the time.

I agree completely that those who are more concerned with being a friend than a parent are doing their kids a gross dis-service. /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif What happens when they get older and have not been given the tools to be a competent adult? /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

As in so many othr elements, doing the right thing is far from easy. My hat is off to all those who make that effort an a regular basis
 
/ The chase...an average day in Florida #34  
i saw a kid bad mouth dad on a job dad s one of the best dozer operators around and they had highshoolers hoppin hubs on the job infron to the dozer. The guy had a problem of playing too much and dad had to stop and wait for them to uncover them. After that day dad told him either act right or he was fire when he walked off from dad he called him a stupid mf, I then saw what a well aimed clod to the back of the head was good for. the next day someone was acting right and was repling yes sir and no sir. A few weeks ago the smae fella came byt and thanked dad for teaching him to act grown up, after his 2 freinds where in jail.
My dad believed in time out as in time out to let his belt hand rest. I have older friends with kids and step kids that amazes me what ive heard, them say when asked to take the trash out or any little thing like that. I had a friend tat took a stand his step son told when asked to mow the law your not my father well my freind chunked him his clothes books and everything eles out in the yard and said its my rules and my house the stepson almost won in court
 
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I've done that as well, chunked every single thing he owned out in the yard for leaving something valuable of mine out in the yard to get rained on. Once he got angry about something and chunked my cell phone. I was there to witness it. I didn't say a word, didn't go pick up the phone, didn't check to see if it was broken. What I did do is march into his room, got his CD player down from the shelf, took it out in full view of him and smashed it to bits with a ball peen hammer.

By then he had retreived the phone and discovered it was fine and he complained to me about that. I told him I was operating under the assumption that it was damaged and would likely do the same thing the next time. So far we haven't had to test it.

I told him he could earn the money for another CD player by doing a list of chores. He has since replaced it, and now has an idea what it feels like to have to pay for something on his own. I'd rather not talk about the CD OF MINE that was in his player when I smashed it! Lol!

I have probably given ya'll a pretty bad impression of him. He's really not a bad kid, smart as a whip, but he has some bad moments.
 
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You're my kind of people!!!

Heck no, I don't think anybody thinks your son is bad. If no one cares enough to correct him, teach him right from wrong, then he'll turn out ot be a bad person.
 
/ The chase...an average day in Florida #37  
He's not bad he's 13 !! All 5 of mine turned sour from 13 to 17 - a couple worst then the other 3 but 13 is that magic number when the hormones kick in and the brains leave for vacation. Bill Cosby says it's brain damage from birth that takes 13 years to occur. One of my girls spent her 16th birthday in a hospital where we had to deposit her in the middle of the night immediately after picking her up at the police station (the third time). She now has 2 kids of her own and works for a lawyer making close to 70K a year -- she's a looker and has a photographic memory -- but only a GED for education. She was bored with H.S. -- took all advanced courses, never did homework, and pulled straight A's - when we could keep her in class. Anyway - after all the H_ll she put us through - she turned out great - the others are doing OK too. Just got to stay on top of 'em during the "difficult" years and let them know their decisions - good & bad - have corresponding consequences.
 
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Well said. I know his hormones are raging, he keeps sneaking out of the house after dark to make these furtive phone calls that I know are to girls. I veiw that as a positive sign tho. If he has to act like a human being to attract the fairer ***, maybe it'll stick.
 
/ The chase...an average day in Florida #39  
"If he has to act like a human being to attract the fairer ***, maybe it'll stick."

Nah, the girls are just as dumb as the boys. They go for those "Rebels without a clue". I used to get old junk cars given to me for the asking when I was 13 and up. I could stumble around and get lucky and get half of them running. I was just a little, nah, real goofy when I was a kid and not real popular. But, when I pulled up in some smoking, illegal, beat up POS next to girls that wouldn't even talk to me in school they would always hop in for a little ride around the block. That takes away all the incentive to act like a gentleman. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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Oh well, thank you SO much for bursting that trembling, fragile little bubble I've been nurturing for the last few years! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

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