Texas Spring/Summer Thread

[farmgirl19]

So you have 0.7" of rain and I didn't get any this time. Don't you feel bad for giving me a hard time last week when I got some rain?. . . naw, didn't think so.

I told you last week that if I got rain, I'd be bragging too! Want me to come do a rain dance at your place? :laughing:

I am looking at a cell on the radar, just NW of me, that appears to be heading this way. I sure hope so anyway. I think that I will go dance some more!

 

[Lou66]

I believe it time to call all naked rain dancers,, we need this rain storm,, So get out there tomorrow afternoon after it gets a little dark,, no reason scaring children dancing in the day light,, and dance like you never danced before.. if you are a novice naked rain dancer more than likely you have never danced like this..
But we need that rain and we deserve it.. so dance, dance and dance.:cool2:. Keep that fire a burning.. Someone beat on the drums,, If anyone is arrested for nudity,:shocked:, you didn’t go in the woods far enough.. plus we don’t know you.. Remember most of all we are not trying to make a statement,, we just trying to get some rain.. Only pretty people may post pictures.. Lou

 

[farmgirl19]

I believe it time to call all naked rain dancers,, we need this rain storm,, So get out there tomorrow afternoon after it gets a little dark,, no reason scaring children dancing in the day light,, and dance like you never danced before.. if you are a novice naked rain dancer more than likely you have never danced like this..
But we need that rain and we deserve it.. so dance, dance and dance.:cool2:. Keep that fire a burning.. Someone beat on the drums,, If anyone is arrested for nudity,:shocked:, you didn’t go in the woods far enough.. plus we don’t know you.. Remember most of all we are not trying to make a statement,, we just trying to get some rain.. Only pretty people may post pictures.. Lou

Don't worry, I won't be posting any pictures! At least none where I am not in the woods and trees! I'd hate to scare some of you!

 

[bindian]

OK folks. When I was out feeding livestock this evening, I did that nekkid rain dance again. It is now clouding up and thundering! If this works 2 nights in a row, I'm going to start hiring myself out to dance!

FG,
You must did some good here, as we are getting sprinkles. Keep it up.
hugs, Brandi

 

[bindian]

Dang! Brandi, I'd head for the water if I saw a mad woman with a .22 coming after me.:laughing:

Jim,
I only had the shovel when the snake took off for the water.
hugs, Brandi

 

[bindian]

Brandi those diamond mouth cotton back rattle snake,, are most dangerous,, be careful, I don't like snakes of any kind.. People tell me but they kill rats.. and I kill snakes.. so we are both in the killing business.. I also kill Texas rose bush.. along with tallows trees.. now if they eat the rose bush and tallow trees.. maybe I could back off on killing them,, till the roses and tallows are gone.: laughing:. Lou

Lou,
Did the rose bush and the tallow trees attack you? Did the hair on the back of your neck stand up when you were confronting them?:laughing:
hugs, Brandi

 

[bindian]

I believe it time to call all naked rain dancers,, we need this rain storm,, So get out there tomorrow afternoon after it gets a little dark,, no reason scaring children dancing in the day light,, and dance like you never danced before.. if you are a novice naked rain dancer more than likely you have never danced like this..
But we need that rain and we deserve it.. so dance, dance and dance.:cool2:. Keep that fire a burning.. Someone beat on the drums,, If anyone is arrested for nudity,:shocked:, you didn’t go in the woods far enough.. plus we don’t know you.. Remember most of all we are not trying to make a statement,, we just trying to get some rain.. Only pretty people may post pictures.. Lou

Lou,
I'll try to do one tonight, in Austin, in the dark...........in the bathroom.
hugs, Brandi

 

[bindian]

Pacerron,
So were you in aviation? Or just an aircraft admirer?:confused2:
hugs, Brandi

 

[Lou66]

Lou,
Did the rose bush and the tallow trees attack you? Did the hair on the back of your neck stand up when you were confronting them?:laughing:
hugs, Brandi

Sure Brandi smile.. But we are not talking about your mother rose bush,, We are talking about the hated McCartney rose bush,, some call it the Texas rose bush,, some call it the George Bush sr.,, but you can call it anything you want but it will not come to you.. They can't walk,,:confused3: but they grow everywhere.. The McCartney rose bush is taking this land..
All I will say about the rose bush is if you are out doing the naked rain dance and fall in patch of them.. get out before you sober up.. Cause it will be painful if you wait.:ashamed:. next time I write about the hated tallow tree how they suck the moisture from the master grasses while stealing the sun light.. It's a jungle out there girl,:laughing:, Lou

 

[jinman]

Pacerron,
So were you in aviation? Or just an aircraft admirer?:confused2:
hugs, Brandi

Have you considered that he got his user name from drivin' one of these AMC Pacers?
:laughing::laughing::laughing: