Swimsuits & Tractors...

[JohnMiller3]

The Internet never ceases to amaze me…

Tractors & Swimsuits…

All tractors and nothing else… makes for a dull boy…

"You are what you eat, drink, think, say and do..."

 

[RPM]

Yikes - those girls look a little cold. Is that snow on the ground?

 

[GlueGuy]

John,

You're bringing new meaning to the term "surfing" the web! /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif

The GlueGuy

 

[skent]

Grain farmer up the road from me has a wife that mows grass with a B2910 dressed like that! (Shouldn't she at least have eye protection?!?) All the cars slow down going past when she's mowing.

Steve

 

[Anonymous Poster]

<font color=blue>...Shouldn't she at least have eye protection?!...</font color=blue>

Steve,

I think.... the guys driving down the road looking at your neighbor mowing need the eye protection... they may get in an accident.../w3tcompact/icons/blush.gif

 

[skent]

The last time we went by (Wife and kids in the car) I too slowed down (as did cars in front of me).

The wife said "Whacha looking at?" I said I wanted to see if she (the tractor) had T&T on the 3PH.

Steve

 

[RPM]

Sure Skent - I think you were checking to see if the zerks needed a little extra grease.

 

[Anonymous Poster]

<font color=blue>...I wanted to see if she (the tractor) had T&T ...</font color=blue>

Steve,

You were looking for T & ...what... you got your letters mixed up.../w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif

 

[RPM]

Must have been because he had his hydraulics on his mind ... /w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif

 

[skent]

Well now ya know she had class. . . . . she was on a Bota! (At least I think she was drivin' an orange something-or-other)

Steve

 

[StoneHeartFarm]

Hmmm, this is kinda sad. That poor girl can't get any attention unless she's sittin on the tractor.

"Maude! What the heck are ya doin? Get outta the way! I can't see my TRACTOR! What! Just look at that smudged wax! Now look what ya did!"

 

[Wingnut]

my neighbor ... single gal in her mid-30's mows dressed like that too ... but on a little lawn tractor. My wife gets awfukl suspicious if I crank up my lawn tractor after the neighbor starts mowing ... but usually I'm lucky and I start first ... so it's not like it's my fault I have to concentrate on that side of the yard, is it?

too bad that common sense ain't

 

[jdkid]

Hi ya wingnut
lookout for any roses

http://www.tractorbynet.com/cgi-bin...f&Number=50634&page=&view=&sb=&vc=1#Post50634

i have also heard of a local gal round here who worked on her tan while driving ,must have been a bit hard up could only buy 1/2 a swimsuit .lucky she lived up a side road but they had a hell of alot of door to door salesmen call in
catch ya
JD Kid

 

[frank_f15]

HEY, i didn't get one of those with my tractor/w3tcompact/icons/frown.gif all i got was an orange hat.

 

[RPM]

I guess that along with a regular 'farmers tan' we should add a 'tractor tan'. That would be brown all over but with a white butt ...