Stupid Things I Have Done

[airbiscuit]

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Fleet Enemas?

Tow driver said it was a close shave!
He just got my car off when train went through!

 

[masseyrider]

Tow driver said it was a close shave!
He just got my car off when train went through!View attachment 1057195

I've learned a couple things today.
That you need a close shave to have an enema.
Also that there is such a big demand the plant that produces it needs a railway to take the product away.
Must be deliveries to the Re-pub-lican party headquarters.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I've learned a couple things today.
That you need a close shave to have an enema.
Also that there is such a big demand the plant that produces it needs a railway to take the product away.
Must be deliveries to the Re-pub-lican party headquarters.

Yes, they use it to get the dim-o-crats heads out!

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

This happened yesterday and I wasn't sure whether to post here or in "Groan" thread.
When driving home there's the last traffic light at a busy intersection, it's 4 lane and each side has a turning lane. At the light I'm driving and in the outside lane behind a jeep stopped at a red light. Everyone in the left lane is running through the red light...so the wife says "the light must be stuck" as she reaches over laying on the horn: "that idiot in the jeep needs to GO!". So the jeep runs the red light and I'm right behind, and that lane you have to merge left because it's only about 1/4 mile long.
So someone let's me over and that's when I see it's a funeral procession, everyone has their flashers on. "Turn your flashers on too!" says the wife "who's gonna know the difference?".

 

[JethroB]

Fleet Enemas?

Sort of Jiffy Lube for humans.

 

[Jstpssng]

I've been up for 12 hours. I went to the grocery store this morning, then up to a yard sale where I paid for an implement I had bought. As I was sitting here reading this thread I realized; I am wearing my shirt inside out.

 

[Dftodd]

I've been up for 12 hours. I went to the grocery store this morning, then up to a yard sale where I paid for an implement I had bought. As I was sitting here reading this thread I realized; I am wearing my shirt inside out.

Happens to the best of us.

Our neighbor was hanging out on his covered porch when he saw my wife and I out in our back yard.

He came running over to visit with us. Wife and I ignored the fact he was standing there talking to us wearing a tee shirt and his undies

His wife came over and joined in the discussion. About five minutes goes by before she realized her husband was there in his undies and pointed it out

 

[grsthegreat]

Well I did something thing(s) stupid.
I remember what a friend said when we were kids: "everything you do takes 5 minutes or 5 hours, no exception". The temperature sensor was bad on an engine and when I replaced it that last little tweak snapped it off. Thankfully a screw extractor got it out. I ordered one shipped overnight and in a hurry to install dropped it...but where? After taking radiator, fan, pulleys, etc. off I spotted it inside harmonic balancer, last place I looked. Small forceps got it out.
Installed it works fine.View attachment 1031132View attachment 1031133View attachment 1031134

Why is always in the last place a person looks…….

 

[Alan46]

Why is always in the last place a person looks…….

How about when you’ve already looked there before and didn’t see it!