Small Thoughts At Large

[Big Barn]

I never wear a watch but I do have a clock in the gym.




Heaven forbid if I worked out too long. Don’t want to get in REAL good shape, have extremely low BMI , lose too much weight, or.....

 

[Industrial Toys]

I have a HUGE LED clock in my living room displaying 24 hr time. Funny, how some friends keep asking what the time is? Past 13, take away 12. Just some grade two arithmetic.

 

[Big Barn]

I have a HUGE LED clock in my living room displaying 24 hr time. Funny, how some friends keep asking what the time is? Past 13, take away 12. Just some grade two arithmetic.

They must really get screwed up with air travel unless all their flights are in the morning.

 

[Alan W.]

I wish rocks could talk.

Just out of curiosity whatcha think they would say? And would it be in english or their own language?

 

[Big Barn]

Speaking of air travel I had to go to the airport to pick up some parts that were air freighted. This is the sign at the approach to the airport....


Be kind, be calm, stay safe. Wish we could all be like that all the time




No line ups for Hawaiian vacations these days.

 

[Diggin It]

Just out of curiosity whatcha think they would say? And would it be in english or their own language?

I believe you'd need a Vulcan:

 

[ovrszd]

Just out of curiosity whatcha think they would say? And would it be in english or their own language?

Well I'm hoping for English.

Might be something like this: Back about 1.5 million years ago,,,, no wait,,,,, maybe it was 2 million years ago...... No that can't be right cause I was in Minnesota that year. Must have been 2.5 million years ago it was cold as crap. Everybody was squeezing together to stay warm. I tried to stay where I was but everybody kept pushing me. Next thing I know, couple million years or so later, I was in Missouri. My a** still has a flat spot on it from all that sliding along.

Or something like that.

 

[Big Barn]

Well I'm hoping for English.

Might be something like this: Back about 1.5 million years ago,,,, no wait,,,,, maybe it was 2 million years ago...... No that can't be right cause I was in Minnesota that year. Must have been 2.5 million years ago it was cold as crap. Everybody was squeezing together to stay warm. I tried to stay where I was but everybody kept pushing me. Next thing I know, couple million years or so later, I was in Missouri. My a** still has a flat spot on it from all that sliding along.

Or something like that.

And you say I am the one to be looked at???

 

[MossRoad]

Well I'm hoping for English.

Might be something like this: Back about 1.5 million years ago,,,, no wait,,,,, maybe it was 2 million years ago...... No that can't be right cause I was in Minnesota that year. Must have been 2.5 million years ago it was cold as crap. Everybody was squeezing together to stay warm. I tried to stay where I was but everybody kept pushing me. Next thing I know, couple million years or so later, I was in Missouri. My a** still has a flat spot on it from all that sliding along.

Or something like that.

He was under a lot of pressure.

 

[Big Barn]

B E A N S ——- beans.


SO... I was filling up the coffee machine this morning ....


Which made me think of that old saying “Spill The Beans”.

Which reminded me when I was little, I thought they were saying “SPELL the beans”

 

[Big Barn]

He was under pressure.

YouTube

 

[drssg]

I never wear a watch but I do have a clock in the gym.

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Heaven forbid if I worked out too long. Don’t want to get in REAL good shape, have extremely low BMI , lose too much weight, or.....

That's some solid planning. You don't want to die too healthy!

 

[Big Barn]

You don't want to die too healthy!

I know right? How embarrassing would that be????!

 

[bunyip]

why do journalists love tautologies? I often hear 'at 7.00am in the morning'

 

[riptides]

But he had a lot of time.

He was under a lot of pressure.

 

[Diggin It]

So, he wasn't pressed for time?

 

[Big Barn]

Stoners are never in a hurry.

 

[bcp]

why do journalists love tautologies? I often hear 'at 7.00am in the morning'

Because nothing ever happens at 7.00am in the evening.

Bruce

 

[Jstpssng]

Stoners are never in a hurry.

There’s always an exception to every rule. In this case, that exception is a plate of chocolate chip cookies. :licking:

 

[ovrszd]

And you say I am the one to be looked at???

I know. I couldn't help it. Once I got started I just couldn't quit.......