Sayings quoted incorrectly

/ Sayings quoted incorrectly #21  
Just need your personal identification PIN number.
 
/ Sayings quoted incorrectly #22  
Somebody from the Church of Ladder Day Saints borrowed my wheel barrel.
 
/ Sayings quoted incorrectly #23  
I have no ideal what you're talking about. Word on the shtreet is that we need more datta.
 
/ Sayings quoted incorrectly #25  
The song about mairzy dotes and dozy dotes (mares eat oats and does eat oats)
was composed by a college professor if I remember correctly...

IMO misquoting anyone is an offense...making up song lyrics is hilarious (sometimes)...


RIP JP
 
/ Sayings quoted incorrectly #26  
I think my German mother to this day, talks about eating at a Resterung.
 
/ Sayings quoted incorrectly #27  
Zombie thread from 2002.... we may have a winner. :)


That skill is not in his wheelhorse.
 
/ Sayings quoted incorrectly #29  
How about: don't put it before a horse of a different color, or you buttered your bread now sleep in it.
 
/ Sayings quoted incorrectly #30  
How about: don't put it before a horse of a different color, or you buttered your bread now sleep in it.
The former is a mixed metaphor...not sure what the latter is...LoL...!
 

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