I found this on the web:
I was in my neighborhood restaurant this morning and was seated behind
a group of jubilant individuals celebrating the successful passing of
the recent health care bill. I could not finish my breakfast. This is
what ensued:
They were a diverse group of several races and both sexes. I heard the
young man exclaim, 的sn稚 Obama like Jesus Christ? I mean, after all,
he is healing the sick. The young woman enthusiastically proclaimed,
æ·»eah, and he does it for free. I cannot believe anyone would think
that a free market would work for health care. They are all crooks and
thieves and don稚 deserve all of that money. Another said, "The stupid
Republicans want us all to starve to death so they can inherit all of
the power. Obama should be made a Saint for what he did for those of us
less fortunate. At this, I had heard enough.
I arose from my seat, mustering all the restraint I could find, and
approached their table. æ’¤lease excuse me; may I impose upon you for
one moment? They smiled and welcomed me to the conversation. I stood
at the end of their table, smiled as best I could and began an
experiment.
çš„ would like to give one of you my house. It will cost you no money
and I will pay all of the expenses and taxes for as long as you live
there. Anyone interested?
They looked at each other in astonishment. 展hy would you do something
like that? asked a young man, 典here isn稚 anything for free in this
world. They began to laugh at me, as they did not realize this man had
just made my point. çš„ am serious, I will give you my house for free,
no money what so ever. Anyone interested? In unison, a resounding
æ»´ell Yeah! fills the room.
鉄ince there are too many of you, I will have to make a choice as to
! who rece ives this money free bargain. I noticed an elderly couple was
paying attention to the spectacle unfolding before their eyes, the old
man shaking his head in apparent disgust. çš„ tell you what; I will give
it to the one of you most willing to obey my rules. Again, they looked
at one another, an expression of bewilderment on their faces.
The perky young woman asked, 展hat are the rules? I smiled and said,
的 don稚 know. I have not yet defined them. However, it is a free home
that I offer you. They giggled amongst themselves, the youngest of
which said, 展hat an old coot. He must be crazy to give away his home.
Go take your meds, old man.
I smiled and leaned into the table a bit further. çš„ am serious, this
is a legitimate offer. They gaped at me for a moment.
滴ell, I値l take it you old fool. Where are the keys? boasted the
youngest among them. å…¸hen I presume you accept ALL of my terms then?
I asked.
The elderly couple seemed amused and entertained as they watched from
the privacy of their table. å¾¹h **** yeah! Where do I sign up?
I took a napkin and wrote, çš„ give this man my home, without the burden
of financial obligation, so long as he accepts and abides by the terms
that I shall set forth upon consummation of this transaction. I signed
it and handed it to the young man who eagerly scratched out his
signature.
展here are the keys to my new house? he asked in a mocking tone of
voice. All eyes were upon us as I stepped back from the table, pulling
the keys from pocket and dangling them before the excited new
homeowner.
哲ow that we have entered into this binding contract, witnessed by all
of your friends, I have decided upon the conditions you are obligated
to adhere from this point forward. You may only live in the house for
one hour a day. You will not use anything inside of the home. You will
obey me without question or resistance. I expect complete loyalty and
admiration for this gift I bestow upon you. You will accept my commands
and wishes with enthusiasm, no matter the nature. Your morals and
principles shall be as mine. You will vote as I do, think as I do and
do it with blind faith. These are my terms. Here are your keys. I
reached the keys forward and the young man looked at me dumb founded.
é„*re you out of your freaking mind? Who would ever agree to those
ridiculous terms? the young man appeared irritated. æ·»ou did when you
signed this contract before reading it, understanding it and with the
full knowledge that I would provide my conditions only after you
committed to the agreement, was all I said.
The elderly man chuckled as his wife tried to restrain himself. I was
looking at a now silenced and bewildered group of people. æ·»ou can
shove that stupid deal up; youæ±*e a crazy old man, I want no part of it."
exclaimed the now infuriated young man.
æ·»ou have committed to the contract, as witnessed by all of your
friends; you cannot get out of the deal unless I agree to it. I do not
intend to let you free now that I have you ensnared. I am the power you
agreed to. I am the one you blindly and without thought chose to
enslave yourself to. In short, I am your Master. At this, the table of
celebrating individuals became a unified group against the unfairness
of the deal.
After a few moments of unrepeatable comments and slurs, I revealed my
true intent. 展hat I did to you is what this administration and
congress did to you with the health care legislation. I easily suckered
you in and then revealed the real cost of the bargain. Your folly was
in the belief that you can have something you did not earn; that you
are entitled to that which you did not earn; that you willingly allowed
someone else to think for you. Your failure to research, study and
inform yourself permitted reason to escape you. You have entered into a
trap from which you cannot flee. Your only chance of freedom is if your
new Master gives it unto you. A freedom that is given can also be taken
away; therefore, it is not freedom. With that, I tore up the napkin
and placed it before the astonished young man. å…¸his is the nature of
your new health care legislation.
I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation and was
surprised by applause. The elderly gentleman, who was clearly
entertained, shook my hand enthusiastically and said, å…¸hank you Sir,
these kids don稚 understand Liberty these days. He refused to allow me
to pay my bill as he said, æ·»ou earned this one, it is an honor to
pickup the tab. I shook his hand in thanks, leaving the restaurant