Pallets in fields

dragoneggs · Jun 8, 2016

My concern is growing... More and more innocent civilians are contributing to pallet migration and colonization. Here we see your typical soccer mom vehicle getting hoodwinked into supporting their yet unknown mission.

Citydude · Jun 8, 2016

I have to admit, I have a pallet in my back yard that came with an implement I purchased last year. For some strange reason, I can't seem to get rid of it. My wife has claimed it hers for some reason known only to her. Is there a call for help center I can contact that has help for this type of behavior?

sixdogs · Jun 8, 2016

Look at this, my friends. Look what I found.

It's pallets painted as flags and trying to hide out in the open by looking patriotic.
This way they can move about more freely without raising suspicion.

Snowback · Jun 8, 2016

sixdogs said:
Look at this, my friends. Look what I found.

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It's pallets painted as flags and trying to hide out in the open by looking patriotic.
This way they can move about more freely without raising suspicion.

What a brilliant move on their part! We can't even burn them once caught. Serenity now!

Wagtail · Jun 8, 2016

Citydude said:
I have to admit, I have a pallet in my back yard that came with an implement I purchased last year. For some strange reason, I can't seem to get rid of it. My wife has claimed it hers for some reason known only to her. Is there a call for help center I can contact that has help for this type of behavior?

Pallets are as handy as a multi-tool on your belt... I respectfully suggest that your wife has recognised this fact and she'll probably desire more (think Christmas, birthday and anniversary presents! You'll thank me later. :thumbsup

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I've used pallets around my sprawling 6 acre property for a multitude of uses & projects such as 2x 6-panel hay rings, implement 'dollies' and to just keep things up & off the ground. I also have a 'ready reserve' of pallets for future applications.

It's when your yard looks like an old-pallet retirement home and you can't bear the thought of giving one up because you may need it, that you have a problem. Otherwise, it's just good Pallet Husbandry.

Steave · Jun 9, 2016

Snowback said:
Just stumbled on this thread. I just want to take a moment to thank sparc for starting this thread with an innocent and honest question. (Had to go back to the beginning to understand the context.) I also want to thank each and every one of you who have contributed your "wisdom and research". I have now been laughing basically non stop for 30 minutes! :laughing: My dog is wondering what the heck is going on again. He's been doing that a lot lately since I've started frequenting this forum. I'm still dying to know what the certified and bonafide reason is for these strange pallet formations. A google search just brings me right back here in some kind of hilarious, twisted, circular, echo chamber reference loop! Thanks again to all. Now I'll keep my eyes open for those of whom we do not speak.

Did you just stumble onto this thread or..... did it find you like it did for most of us? You're hooked now so enjoy the ride and don't forget to duck every time you hear a strange noise and tip your hat when you see a pallet.

bcp · Jun 9, 2016

Always be alert around pallets, and also watch for them in unexpected places.

Driver Killed on Interstate 2 Trying to Avoid Pallet in the Roadway | NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth

Bruce

bcp · Jun 9, 2016

Pallet Historic Cultural Monument:

Tower of Wooden Pallets - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Bruce

Wagtail · Jun 9, 2016

bcp said:
Pallet Historic Cultural Monument:

Tower of Wooden Pallets - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Bruce

Mate. that's... <sniff>... that's just beautiful.

/wipes a tear from my eye :weepy:

Pixguy · Jun 9, 2016

sixdogs said:
Look at this, my friends. Look what I found. <img src="http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=471332"/> <img src="http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=471333"/> It's pallets painted as flags and trying to hide out in the open by looking patriotic. This way they can move about more freely without raising suspicion.

Notice the first pallet that needs further investigating....... Where are they from?
Hmmm, 7 original colonies and 16 states. Very interesting.

Snowback · Jun 9, 2016

Steave said:
Did you just stumble onto this thread or..... did it find you like it did for most of us? You're hooked now so enjoy the ride and don't forget to duck every time you hear a strange noise and tip your hat when you see a pallet.

Now that you mention it, I do believe it was more of a push than a stumble. May need to go check surveillance cameras... :laughing:

Steave · Jun 9, 2016

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Just as I thought maybe the termites could help control them. . . . look what happens. Before it's too late someone needs to determine if they're friend or foe.

Steave · Jun 10, 2016

Learned the DoD has a Battalion of these and is training a team for a Storage Pallets Analysis Recon Company for a mission they'll call SPARC for short.

sixdogs · Jun 10, 2016

Steave said:
Learned the DoD has a Battalion of these and is training a team for a Storage Pallets Analysis Recon Company for a mission they'll call SPARC for short.

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Is that the thing where you toss pallets in the top and it chews them up into a whole bunch of little pallet pieces? I have seen that and they are pretty amazing. The EPA won't let them burn the pieces so they haul them off to a landfill (where each piece probably grows into a whole new pallet).

turnkey4099 · Jun 10, 2016

sixdogs said:
Is that the thing where you toss pallets in the top and it chews them up into a whole bunch of little pallet pieces? I have seen that and they are pretty amazing. The EPA won't let them burn the pieces so they haul them off to a landfill (where each piece probably grows into a whole new pallet).

Another sign of how they have control of us! They are forcing us to assist them to propagate

k0ua · Jun 11, 2016

Are you guys saying "SPARC" was an agent? For pallets? We haven't seen much of him lately... Probably came in "out of the cold".

dragoneggs · Jun 11, 2016

k0ua said:
Are you guys saying "SPARC" was an agent? For pallets? We haven't seen much of him lately... Probably came in "out of the cold".

Oh he's around on TBN but it appears he has been subject to gag order on this thread by someone or something.

Steave · Jun 11, 2016

It's possible he's a double agent. I did hear of a fire at a pallet storage area and it was ignited by a spark in a glue room. The spark remains of unknown origin.

Surely sparc is on the up and up and the mystery of the inverted V's is trying to turn us against each other. They will NOT succeed.

TheMan419 · Jun 12, 2016

So we are getting ready to put in some bailed hay in the barn. My hay guy says he has some pallets for me

I am thinking I need to lure him in with the promise of taking the hay and then deal with him don't I? He is trying to propagate pallets to my currently pallet free property.