Pallets in fields

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   / Pallets in fields #553  
If those are nut trees in the background of the pictures, we could very well have alien nut rustlers hiding their nuts under the pallets. Or they could have relocated the invisible top half of the X elsewhere to better hide their nuts.
 
   / Pallets in fields #555  
Could the Oklahoma pallet field be also known as "Skid Row"?

Anyone promoting a pun so vile should be lined up against a wall and shot...............with a palletgun, of course.
 
   / Pallets in fields #557  
Anyone promoting a pun so vile should be lined up against a wall and shot...............with a palletgun, of course.

Pallet gun ... Just how big is such a gun? I can imagine it would have to be good sized to accommodate a "9 shot pallet clip"

I have an image of some poor sole facing such an ordeal ... Being shot by a rapid fire 9 shot pallet gun .. Just the thought of a pallet being fired at you from 50' ... I can see the squirrels all lined up on a branch smiling!!

Perhaps the subject gets strapped to the inverted pallets before execution?
 
   / Pallets in fields #558  
Gentlemen,

I fear that our progress toward obtaining a scientific explanation of the pallet formations has been slowed by the "squirrelly" alarmists.

First, how did the connection between the pallets and squirrels arise?

The answer -- tkappeler's ADD.

I have not posted because I neither have paid the ultimate price nor a slacker nor ADD. Squirrel!!! I have in fact been driving through NJ trying to find the pallets that sparc "claims" were placed in the field. I am beginning to think HE placed them there himself to see how far we would ... Squirrel!!

Public concern about squirrels is evident -- Googling "squirrel menace" returns 615K results. However, the NSA has yet to identify any jihadist squirrel cells (terrestrial and/or extraterrestrial) in the US.

Steve
 
   / Pallets in fields #559  
Maybe it was a drive by shooting with a pallet gun from the road. Maybe the farmer didn't put them there in the first place. He likely doesn't even know they are there.
 
   / Pallets in fields #560  
NSA?
I hope your not counting on that organization to identify this highly sophisticated alien invasion........

When was the last time you saw a squirrel with a cell phone?

And how do you explain this highly complex surveillance system recently discovered by the R.G.A.? It was found in New Jersey, not far from Ft Lee. Which, I might add, is but a stones throw from the alleged palletization incident.






Coincidence? I think not.....






(Republican Governors Association)
 
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