roadhunter
Elite Member
Oh boy, this could get nasty, and fun!
(These apply to CUT's only, as that is my area of familiarity)
JD: So what if it costs more, offers less capability, has the most arrogant dealers ?! It's JD Green! If I get one, everyone will think I'm cool... Even Joe Diffie made a song about it!
Kubota: Baaaaaaa. Baaaaaaaaa! (That's the sound of sheep). Someone said they were the "Honda" of tractors, but I see them as the Chevrolet of tractors: May not truly be the most dependable out there, but now it's as American as Apple Pie. Everyone else has one, must be good (right?).
New Holland: A long time ago we were Ford (which by the way, true story, my gramps worked for Ford Tractor Mfg)... Then we were "New Holland".... Now we're Fiat... I think we still sell CUT's, don't we?
Massey: The red tractors your dad talked about. C'mon AGCO, just go and buy Iseki. By the way, I see these Iseki units as the real Honda's of the tractor world.
Mahindra: I mean TYM. I mean Mitsubishi. I mean..... Wait, what are they again?
Yanmar: The "it's cool to be retro" machine, that just may make a valiant return, like the Challenger did.
Kioti: Kubota's evil twin. Are they better? Are they stronger? They are Loki to Kubota's Thor. Or is it the other way around?
LS: The "up-and-comers" ... We've been here for longer than you know... And our 2nd cousin makes your refrigerator.
TYM: Tong Yang-a-dang something... We can't sell them as Scorpions, TYM's, or Cabela's.... Hopefully Mahindra keeps buying them.
Best post in the tread. Sure to piss off just about everyone. LOL
I owned the worst knock off of all. The bobcat which is a Kioti Knockoff which is a Kubota Knockoff made by another Dang Yang Dong company.