need a sign

[hunterridgefarm]

i just ran off another bunch of "salesmen": my driveway is 500ft long, i have got to get a sign that stops solicitors, salesmen, and other uninvited/unwanted visitors. i have checked at all the normal places, wm, lowes, hd and no one has an appropriate sign: in fact none have a simple no solitors sign? i don't want to put up a keep out sign, but it may come to that?
heehaw

Check your phone book for sign makers we have a couple in our town and they are not to bad price wise. They can also print what you want on the sign such as " no solitors/salesmen or unwanted vistors".

Also check and see if you have a screen-printer in your area. They usually have a lot of different signs and may have what you need. If they already have the screen you could supply the metal to be screened on if they did not have any. I have seen alot of signs like this at screen printers and they usually have a display or portfolio of screens they have.

 

[chucko]

When people come to my door I just start trying to sale them stuff they don't want


told a girl one day saleing the paper I could not read but she could go to the door and ask my wife if that had started reading at her school yet....Now that was funny

 

[Pooh_Bear]

Forget the Dog
Beware of Owner !!

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How to Install A Home Security System In The South

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:

I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. I should be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pit Bulls-- don't know what got into them, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch.

Cooter