Naked on Zero Turn?

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They took the state nickname seriously and showed everybody.
 
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Ahh Yes, the Meth State at it's finest.
 
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They took the state nickname seriously and showed everybody.

EWWWWIE! What poor taste! Don't they know that orange and pink clash in the worst possible way? Would like to have a video of that...not!
 
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Drugs can really ruin your life. From the looks of that old meth *****, she has sampled many.
 
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Kind of reminds me of a nude beach I went to once. Only nude women there were ones you didn't want to see nude.
 
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I must need new glasses. The old girl looked pretty good to me.:confused3:
 
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I must need new glasses. The old girl looked pretty good to me.:confused3:

Problem is, she's not old. She's only 40. My wife turns 40 in a couple days, and looks 20+ years younger!
 
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I'm usually on my tractor naked. Suit up this time of year when running the bush hog as protection against yellow jackets though. Have an Aussie hat with netting on it that I can lower if some come for me. Leave net down in the back.

My neighbor came over one day to rescue me on my lemony 1025R that was stranded near the bottom of the hill behind the house. He came over around the back so he could drive his JD naked. There the two of us were: both naked on our JDs. The wife looked out and saw us and went back inside.

Ralph
 

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