My Wife said........

[JasperFrank]

if I lost only 2 pounds a month, she'd be entirely rid of me in about 8 years.

 

[dragoneggs]

I would last another year or so. Not sharing this plan as my wife might institute it.

 

[Thomas]

Warning sign right there.

 

[fried1765]

if I lost only 2 pounds a month, she'd be entirely rid of me in about 8 years.

My wife left 23 years ago.......but OH was it ever EXPENSIVE!

 

[Industrial Toys]

A BIG chipper rental for half a day works too.

 

[Doofy]

A BIG chipper rental for half a day works too.

...or a ride in a shrimp pot.

 

[bullbreaker]

My Wife said .................. Question ? Is that something like " "Simon says " when we were kid's ???

 

[2LaneCruzer]

My wife left 23 years ago.......but OH was it ever EXPENSIVE!

Like they say, a divorce is like a tornado...when one comes along, somebody always loses a trailer.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Like they say, a divorce is like a tornado...when one comes along, somebody always loses a trailer.

:cool2:

 

[Industrial Toys]

Doesn't someone else gain a trailer?

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Doesn't someone else gain a trailer?

In the case of the divorce, yeah, they do.

 

[/pine]

Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?

Husband: You weren't really skinny to begin with....

Coroner: Time of death..12:04am

C O D ....COVID-19 virus.

 

[Wagtail]

Saw this on another website (Yeah, I don't always 'hang out' on TBN )

Wife calling down from upstairs: "Do you feel a sharp pain as if someone stuck a pin in a VooDoo doll?"

Husband: "No..?"

Wife: "How about now?"

 

[japody]

Saw this on another website (Yeah, I don't always 'hang out' on TBN )

Wife calling down from upstairs: "Do you feel a sharp pain as if someone stuck a pin in a VooDoo doll?"

Husband: "No..?"

Wife: "How about now?"

:laughing: