Lighter side.

[Thomas]

Q:What kind of a tractor comes in a box?
A: Case.
Q:What did John Deere say to Allis Chammers the night they were married?
A: Good night Allis,Deere.

Q:What kind of a tractor do you hire and never own?
A: Contractor.

Okay...I had way to much coffee this morning but what the heck on the jokes. /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

Thomas..NH /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

 

[Roy]

A tractor joining the Boy Scouts of America - A Cub Cadet!

 

[JimBinMI]

Thomas,

I've often been accused of lame jokes...so what the heck,

Q: How far can you drive your tractor into the woods?

A: Half-way, once you get to the middle, your driving out!


Q: How far is up?

A: Twice as far as half-way up!

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JimBinMI

We boys and our toys!

 

[Roy]

Just thought of some more…

How do you know your tractor no longer loves you? It leaves you a "Deere, John" letter.

Forced into marriage by a pitch fork welding father - Three point hitch.

(Working on the Kubota name, it's a tough one).

 

[Roy]

(Sorry you have to put up with these, but I love thinking of bad puns. Remember, Thomas, you started this….)

What do you call the flow rate from the well when the pump breaks? Hydro-static transmission.

The cat sunning itself on your stomach - Belly deck.

How do you open a cereal carton? Use the box blade.

 

[Roy]

(I promise that I will stop thinking of bad puns after these…)

Super UDT fluid - Orange juice

When your feet prefer the feel of NH pedals - Blue-swayed shoes.