Update:
I had some time to play with it tonight. No solutions yet, but checked a few things and I have a better description of the problem:
-I cleaned and reconnected the three fittings on the hoe.
-I pulled the boom and dipper relief valves out. They look clean and are not stuck.
-I did a pressure test on the main backhoe supply line as described in the WSM. 2500psi at idle and it climbed to 2700psi at full tractor RPM (2700RPM) and did not trip the main relief. I didn't want to over rev the engine, but I think it's safe to say this isn't the issue. Diverter from BH to 3PT work properly.
I tried the hoe again and made some better observations:
-Stabilizers are fine.
-Bucket is fine.
-Dipper retract will audibly activate its individual relief valve when over pressured as you'd expect.
-Boom (both directions) and dipper extend fail.
Here's the detail on what I mean by fail, and I should have been more clear on this before. If I try to lift the tractor with the boom (with the dipper and bucket tucked in), the cylinder will move a couple inches and then fail. It doesn稚 just stop as it would if there was an over pressure relief, it actually drops any of the weight it picked up. There's no sound of a relief, just the change in sound from the tractor from being loaded to unloaded.
More confusion: I was able to get the boom to fully lift the tractor a few times. It seems if I kinda snuck up on it by building pressure slowly, it would "catch" and then give me full power. I wasn't able to replicate this on the dipper.
Do I just have a bunch of gunk in the spools? Is there any big trick to taking them apart and reassembling? Do I need new seals or o-rings or anything? Can I just flush the backhoeç—´ hydraulic system somehow? Keep in mind this is a 400 hour tractor in very good condition. It sat for perhaps as long as a year at the dealership. Everything I've looked at seems like it hasn't been touched. No wrench marks or missing fasteners etc., so I'm tending towards issues from sitting rather than abuse or someone monkeying around with it.