buickanddeere
Super Member
I was cutting grass from between the rows of trees with the rotary cutter. My flock of free range turkeys of about 20lbs were grazing 30-40 yards away. Heard a thunk and seen a golf ball sized rock zing forward out from under the mower towards my prize birds , figured about what was going to happen . Beaned one of best and killed it on the spot.
The youngest kid would escape the house and insist on watching the grass being cut and looking up the discharge chute if he could and try jump onto the moving tractor for a ride. Beat his stupid @ss several times and gave his Mother Supreme Chit many times for not watching the kid even when she promised, promised and promised not to let him out of her sight. Finally had to lock him in his room and told her not to let him out no matter how much he screamed. Required her to listen to some some horror stories from her Fire Chief Father and some ghastly accident images found on the internet for her to clue in.
The youngest kid would escape the house and insist on watching the grass being cut and looking up the discharge chute if he could and try jump onto the moving tractor for a ride. Beat his stupid @ss several times and gave his Mother Supreme Chit many times for not watching the kid even when she promised, promised and promised not to let him out of her sight. Finally had to lock him in his room and told her not to let him out no matter how much he screamed. Required her to listen to some some horror stories from her Fire Chief Father and some ghastly accident images found on the internet for her to clue in.