Inner Peace

[Anonymous Poster]

Someone sent me an article that said the
way to achieve inner peace is to finish things you've
started.


It is definitely working for me.


I am now making a point of always finishing what I start,
and I think I am well on my way toward finding inner peace.

Because I care for you, I am passing this
wisdom on to you.

Here are the things that I have finished today:

1 Bag of potato chips,
2 Dunkin Donuts
6 Coors Light's
1 Super Size extra Value Meal
1 Works Pizza
6 Coors Light's
Lunch out at Olive Garden
6 Coors Lights ( I like Coors Light's )
1 Kit Kat Bar.


I think this really works, I feel better
already!!!

Pass this along to everyone you know who
may need Inner Peace.

 

[s1120]

<font color=red>1 Bag of potato chips,
2 Dunkin Donuts
6 Coors Light's
1 Super Size extra Value Meal
1 Works Pizza
6 Coors Light's
Lunch out at Olive Garden
6 Coors Lights ( I like Coors Light's )
1 Kit Kat Bar.
</font color=red>

OK, Whats for lunch?/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif/w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif

 

[cstocks]

Franz,

Suddenly I feel enlightened! Now I know why my search for inner peace has resulted in a belly that looks like an inner tube!

 

[Chuck52]

Chris,

As it continues to develop, your belly may reach the state of perfection mine is approaching, where the innertube is over inflated and has a weak spot in front.

Chuck

 

[s1120]

<font color=red>your belly may reach the state of perfection mine is approaching, where the innertube is over inflated and has a weak spot in front.</font color=red>

I'm there. /w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif

 

[karmakanic]

Hmmm,,,do you think the 18 Coors Lights have anything to do with your feeling of inner peace? /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

Dave (who likes Coors Lights also)

 

[Chuck52]

I wish I liked Coors Lights better than the six pack of Boulevard Bully Porter I foolishly consumed last night in celebration of fixing a machine that turned out to still be broken this morning. I bet the Cooirs Lights would have been nicer to me, and it would have been easier to crawl around under the @#$% thing looking for the next clue.

Chuck

 

[cstocks]

Chuck,

My weak spot is hole located below my nose and above my chin. That is where my search for inner peace begins!

 

[BigDave]

Now you did it, I'm hungry. Talk to you guys after a snack.

 

[Ozarker]

There is a natural and genetic reason that men develop large belly's when they get old. It is to provide a soft landing spot for grandsons when they jump off the couch.

 

[BigDave]

Has anyone ever had Hershey's Moose Tracks Ice Cream? It has chocolate peanut butter cup candies and swirled fudge. I feel much better now. /w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif