If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck.

[bcp]

The tires aren't stored, they're working...holding the thin sheet metal roof from rattling in the wind.

Bruce

A closer look makes me think there is a silver tarp under the tires.

 

[Industrial Toys]

There is enough Mass Debatin that goes on here.

 

[/pine]

The naive are easily fooled by the "redneck" camo...anyone with keen powers of observation can see that this is a pic of a scientific research facility and they are obviously doing research on mosquitoes as the circular black breeding tanks are evident...!

 

[drssg]

The tires aren't stored, they're working...holding the thin sheet metal roof from rattling in the wind.

Bruce

A closer look makes me think there is a silver tarp under the tires.

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I think you’re on to something. Those tires are structural!

 

[Industrial Toys]

Used to be that "White" abandoned appliances were kind of the halmark of the Redneck Environment. But, I think, BLUE tarps, rain barrels and things have kind of surpassed that.

 

[oosik]

I don't worry about getting a red neck. My baseball cap is to protect the "chrome dome". Sunburn on top - hurts pretty much.

 

[ovrszd]

True story. Wife cut her finger badly carving turkey for Thanksgiving. Bandaged it with toilet paper and duct tape. And she still says she's not a redneck....

 

[CobyRupert]

^^ I'm reasonably sure those tires have been there since the 1980s if not longer.

That's when Billy Ray Bob (accidently) tuned into NPR one day and heard the radio program Car Talk say how important it is to rotate your tires.
Seeing how they couldn't rotate them front to back, they went from bottom to top!

BTW: Do rednecks only use first names? Seems like more and more people only use first names. Like "Bob's Garage" "Mike's Lawn Service", etc.. I hate this.
(I have my unsubstantiated theories on this, loosely associated with being raised by single mom's and having absent fathers, etc... I'm waiting for my government grant to research and confirm this . )
My hometown has a social media forum (bulletin board) where people can post all sorts of messages ("Help wanted, free stuff, recommendations, lost pets, etc...). Saw a recommendation for firewood: "I recommend Paul...great service, honest loads, blah blah, etc...Call him at 518-xxx-xxxx, etc..." Paul who?

 

[4570Man]

True story. Wife cut her finger badly carving turkey for Thanksgiving. Bandaged it with toilet paper and duct tape. And she still says she's not a redneck....

A paper towel or toilet paper pad with electrical tape is way better than a bandaid. I can keep an electrical tape bandage on my finger all day through multiple hand washes where a bandaid falls off in an hour or less.

 

[EverythingAttachments]

If you can relate to this... :laughing:
Travis