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What do you call a redneck with no talent?
jeff foxworthy
jeff foxworthy
If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck.
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You might be a redneck if... You have wheels on your outhouse.
drssg
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I haven’t heard anything from him in a while, but I think he’s funny. Ron White has some good stuff, too.
bullbreaker
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If you think a 4O1K is your mother in laws bra size .
Also if you go to a family reunion to pick up women !
jeff foxworthy
Also you might be a redneck if you thought Master Baiter was a karate instructor .......
You might be a redneck if you have used a Lincoln log toy log as a toothpick ....
Also if you go to a family reunion to pick up women !
jeff foxworthy
Also you might be a redneck if you thought Master Baiter was a karate instructor .......
You might be a redneck if you have used a Lincoln log toy log as a toothpick ....
Sigarms
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I always like the jeddi jokes
You might be a redneck Jedi if...
You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer-colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!"
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
If you hear. . . "Luke, I am your father .................. and your uncle."
You might be a redneck Jedi if...
You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer-colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!"
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
If you hear. . . "Luke, I am your father .................. and your uncle."
OP
Diggin It
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If You ...
store your home's tires on the roof
... You Might Be a Redneck.
(I don't make 'em up folks, I just drive by 'em.)
store your home's tires on the roof
... You Might Be a Redneck.
(I don't make 'em up folks, I just drive by 'em.)
Gary Fowler
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If you mow the lawn (or other outdoor activities) without a hat on your head, then you will almost surely be a real redneck.
Gary Fowler
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That is just plain stupid. Storing tires in direct sunlight, may as well just toss them since the sun and reflected heat from the roof will eat up the rubber in short order. One would think a redneck racing fan would know a bit about tires and storage.
OP
Diggin It
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^^ I'm reasonably sure those tires have been there since the 1980s if not longer.
