You are right, I am not being sensitive to your feelings. I too would be upset raking acres of lawn because I didn't like to look of grass clumps after spending many hours each week mowing with my BX.First World problems, in the First World? It's more common than you think.
Question, do you get splinters from the stick that's implanted firmly up your rear end?
I wish time and money wasn't an issue for me.