I’m rich!!!

[Jstpssng]

Or at least, I will be soon. I just received this text

( 1 of 2) S:reply M:My client died 16yrs ago, Several attempts to find the relative to inherit
$6mil FAILED, Your address location matches
( 2 of 2) and I want to make a deal with
YOU

I know some naysayers here will say that it’s just a scam but they just can’t stand to see somebody else get ahead.

The poor sod died just two years after I built but I can’t imagine who he was. The only thing here was a lot of trees then, but it appears to have been a pasture at some point in time. Hey! Maybe it’s a deceased cattle baron I’ll be stealing- er, inheriting from.

 

[grsthegreat]

Just send me $45,000 and I’ll handle all of the necessary paperwork for you.

 

[sea2summit]

Didn't use the word "kindly", "esquire", "respectfully" or "soonest" so your odds are 50/50

 

[Doughknob]

I thought you were going to say your name is Richard......

 

[zzvyb6]

In any event, kind Sir, just click here to receive your Wallmat gift certificate.

 

[Jchonline]

In any event, kind Sir, just click here to receive your Wallmat gift certificate.

Hey in Bastan they do say Wallmat....

 

[BackRoad]

Be careful! It may be a scam.

I, on the other hand, am your true 2nd cousin and a Prince in my country.

I am sending you a new Kaboata tractor and need your assistance with shipping to your home address...

 

[ruffdog]

'A fool and his money are soon parted'

 

[oosik]

Yes - but I am true and a prince in my own mind. Now what the hell were we talking about here .......??

 

[Wagtail]

If you have any trouble getting the money I can help...

I know a Nigerian Prince who owes me a favour!