I’m rich!!!

   / I’m rich!!! #13  
Man, some guys have all the luck!

Not me ...... I got a recorded phone call yesterday telling me that Border Security had intercepted a parcel containing contraband and if I didn't reply immediately they would issue an arrest warrant for me. I've been hiding in the woods ever since. :ROFLMAO: Oh wait a minute ....... I don't have anything coming from outside the country. Better not take any chances though. Back into the woods I go until I know for sure, lol.
 
   / I’m rich!!! #14  
Man, some guys have all the luck!

Not me ...... I got a recorded phone call yesterday telling me that Border Security had intercepted a parcel containing contraband and if I didn't reply immediately they would issue an arrest warrant for me. I've been hiding in the woods ever since. :ROFLMAO: Oh wait a minute ....... I don't have anything coming from outside the country. Better not take any chances though. Back into the woods I go until I know for sure, lol.
So did I! And it came via an older Aussie mobile phone number (all Australian mobile numbers start with 04).

I laughed during the entire recorded message.
 
   / I’m rich!!! #15  
I'm starting to look forward to getting calls from scammers with a live person on the other end.

I really like asking them all sorts of stupid questions and such. I just wish I could be more of a quick thinker when they call. They usually hang up on me after a few minutes
 
   / I’m rich!!! #16  
This is the scam call I have been getting lately:

“Suspicious incoming charge of $729 on your Amazon account from Dayton, Ohio. For dispute on this charge, press one to connect with our Amazon customer care representatives.”
 
   / I’m rich!!!
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#17  
I waited too long and missed the boat on my big windfall. Now I’m back to getting quasi erotic texts purporting to be women but likely from a big guy named “Bubba”.
 

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