BigAl
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- Kioti DK45TLB
I NEED HELP!!!
As you all know this is my busy time of the season . I have handed out responsibilities to different members of my staff as required . Last night ,a new and inexperienced Elf, "Pee Wee" , was penning up my Reindeer. He somehow forgot to latch the gate securely. This morning, 12 high horsepower Reindeer, were missing . I suspect they may be on the run . A Travel Brochure of the Bahamas was found in one of the stalls and 12 pairs of Sunglasses are missing along with a case of #50 Sun Blocker lotion from inventory room ! This appears to be a planned escape .The Reindeer were only used one time a year, for cryin out loud , and it is ridiculous that they would desert me now in my hour of need . I should have never agreed to letting them Unionize !
Anyway I regress , OK, here is what I am asking . I need 12 good tractors with experience operators to guide my sleigh tomorrow night ,as follows.
1. All Applicants must carry their own insurance as chimney's have been hit by accident , in the past .
2. No Drinking will be allowed until all packages are delivered and we return safety to the Pole ! ( Rudolf still has a red nose from the last time this got outta hand! )
3. All Brands will be considered ,but you must be able to make them get up and FLY like the wind .( magic can only do so much )
4. NO Hotdogging or Showing off. If you want to cross a open 6' ditch using only your bucket and backhoe that is fine as long as my sleigh is not attached . NO exceptions.
5. Seat belts will be required .
6. No Weapons of any kind . (I don't care if someone is shooting at us because they are scared of a red suited dude on their roof . We will not take the law in are own hands ! ***
7. All tractors will be required to have a approved Class "1" three point hitch with safety chains .( Darn near lost a good sleigh 3 years ago because of this )
*** (All Arkansas Applicants please take special note of item #6)
Ok then, here is what I need . Tractors must be paired for proper pulling power and compatability in this order .
1. 2 Kioti's a howlin
2. 2 John Deere's a runnin
3 .2 Kubota's a pullin
4. 2 New Holland's a workin
5. 2 Mahindra's a haulin
6. 2 8N Ford's a smokin
I have purposely placed the John Deere's between the Kioti's and the Kubota's as they have a tendency to growl and snap at each other .
If interested you can apply immediately at :
S.Claus@northpole.com
or through this web site
I have enclosed a picture of my seilgh for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Santa "The Big Dude" Claus
Disclosure : This is not an offer for "full time employment" . This is a one time offer only .All successful applicants will be paid at prevailing wage and be allowed to join into the "Joy of Giving" and the "True Meaning of Christmas" club if they so desire . Membership is not required ,if you are so inclined .
!!!"MERRY CHRISTMAS"!!!
EVERYONE
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As you all know this is my busy time of the season . I have handed out responsibilities to different members of my staff as required . Last night ,a new and inexperienced Elf, "Pee Wee" , was penning up my Reindeer. He somehow forgot to latch the gate securely. This morning, 12 high horsepower Reindeer, were missing . I suspect they may be on the run . A Travel Brochure of the Bahamas was found in one of the stalls and 12 pairs of Sunglasses are missing along with a case of #50 Sun Blocker lotion from inventory room ! This appears to be a planned escape .The Reindeer were only used one time a year, for cryin out loud , and it is ridiculous that they would desert me now in my hour of need . I should have never agreed to letting them Unionize !
Anyway I regress , OK, here is what I am asking . I need 12 good tractors with experience operators to guide my sleigh tomorrow night ,as follows.
1. All Applicants must carry their own insurance as chimney's have been hit by accident , in the past .
2. No Drinking will be allowed until all packages are delivered and we return safety to the Pole ! ( Rudolf still has a red nose from the last time this got outta hand! )
3. All Brands will be considered ,but you must be able to make them get up and FLY like the wind .( magic can only do so much )
4. NO Hotdogging or Showing off. If you want to cross a open 6' ditch using only your bucket and backhoe that is fine as long as my sleigh is not attached . NO exceptions.
5. Seat belts will be required .
6. No Weapons of any kind . (I don't care if someone is shooting at us because they are scared of a red suited dude on their roof . We will not take the law in are own hands ! ***
7. All tractors will be required to have a approved Class "1" three point hitch with safety chains .( Darn near lost a good sleigh 3 years ago because of this )
*** (All Arkansas Applicants please take special note of item #6)
Ok then, here is what I need . Tractors must be paired for proper pulling power and compatability in this order .
1. 2 Kioti's a howlin
2. 2 John Deere's a runnin
3 .2 Kubota's a pullin
4. 2 New Holland's a workin
5. 2 Mahindra's a haulin
6. 2 8N Ford's a smokin
I have purposely placed the John Deere's between the Kioti's and the Kubota's as they have a tendency to growl and snap at each other .
If interested you can apply immediately at :
S.Claus@northpole.com
or through this web site
I have enclosed a picture of my seilgh for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Santa "The Big Dude" Claus
Disclosure : This is not an offer for "full time employment" . This is a one time offer only .All successful applicants will be paid at prevailing wage and be allowed to join into the "Joy of Giving" and the "True Meaning of Christmas" club if they so desire . Membership is not required ,if you are so inclined .
!!!"MERRY CHRISTMAS"!!!
EVERYONE
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