Groan 3; the Sequel

[Pixguy]

 

[Pixguy]

 

[Pixguy]

 

[Jim Shooz]

 

[i7win7]

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child."

"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."

 

[i7win7]

One day St. Peter saw a street gang walking up to the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some low-life street gang members at the Gates. What do I do?"
God relied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Redirect them."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order, but he suddenly came running back and yelling, "God, God, they're gone! They're gone!"
"The street gang?"
"No, the Pearly Gates!"

 

[Yogi05]

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child."

"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."

Bet that went over well.

like when the person serving you at the drive though window says "sorry for the wait"
and you say "I'm sure you'll find a way to lose it eventually".
(pro tip - make sure your order is already at the window before you say this, and have
your vehicle in gear).

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Pixguy]

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Shut down again? Why?

 

[BravoXray]

Shut down again? Why?

What's shut down?
This thread certainly isn't since I am posting to it.

 

[Citydude]

Shut down again? Why?

Hurt someone's feelings again on Groan 2 thread.

 

[sea2summit]

I didn't know it got closed.
I also would like to know why?

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I would too, I got a week time out for inappropriate content. No idea what I posted that was inappropriate, can’t even think of anything PG.

 

[Jstpssng]

I would too, I got a week time out for inappropriate content. No idea what I posted that was inappropriate, can’t even think of anything PG.

That's what's frustrating. You apparently did something wrong but... what was it? All that you know is suddenly you can't log in.

 

[sea2summit]

That's what's frustrating. You apparently did something wrong but... what was it? All that you know is suddenly you can't log in.

Then you come back and it says you were banned for this hotlinked to a closed thread you can’t look at. You get banned too? I’ll feel better if it wasn’t just me

 

[sea2summit]

 

[sea2summit]

 

[two_bit_score]

Neither can I.

 

[Frankenkubota]