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Pixguy
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Proverbs
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
That's a great picture!
Pixguy
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Did I see a joke disappear? It was questionable so I'm not surprised. Better the post disappear than the thread.
i7win7
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Pixguy
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I "cuckooed" an additional nine times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem irritated at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
I asked him why, and he replied, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shoot.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, tripped over the coffee table and cursed again.
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I "cuckooed" an additional nine times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem irritated at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
I asked him why, and he replied, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shoot.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, tripped over the coffee table and cursed again.
i7win7
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Practicing for a circus job?
i7win7
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I guess they couldn't figure what to attach the other handcuff to.
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