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Proverbs


Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.



Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
 
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Did I see a joke disappear? It was questionable so I'm not surprised. Better the post disappear than the thread.
 
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A little bit of humor in wisdom? ;)
No groans on this one...
 

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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I "cuckooed" an additional nine times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem irritated at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

I asked him why, and he replied, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shoot.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, tripped over the coffee table and cursed again.
 
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Practicing for a circus job?

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