My personal favorite from way back:
RING
"hello.."
"Yes maam this is the phone company and we are doing some work, your phone is going to ring in a bit, please don't answer it".
A while later
RING
"hello"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!"
Some laughed... some peed themselves.
I shoulda had my donkey kicked /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
RING
"hello.."
"Yes maam this is the phone company and we are doing some work, your phone is going to ring in a bit, please don't answer it".
A while later
RING
"hello"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!"
Some laughed... some peed themselves.
I shoulda had my donkey kicked /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif